RuffPC Laptop Contest Update


A Vote Is Worth What?

As of 10pm, Wordout is 10 votes behind the leader, TechTreak. Looking at the TechTreak site I see this:

Narendra’s site
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Then click again for a clear image.

I am Jon. I won’t try to buy your vote, but I do appreciate it.

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AdaptiveBlue Christmas – Next Week At Wordout!


Have a Blue, Blue Blue Blue Christmas!

Next week is AdaptiveBlue Christmas week here at Wordout! We’ll start off Monday with a quick intro to find out just who AdaptiveBlue is, and what they do. Then on Tuesday, see some of what sets AdaptiveBlue apart in the interview with Fraser Kelton, Director of Business Development. He discusses the team, the products and the vision that’s helping to usher in the next age of computing, the Semantic Web.

And that’s just the beginning. Throughout the week, we’ll be looking at SmartLinks, BlueOrganizer, SmartLink feeds and the dozens of widgets AdaptiveBlue has to offer.

The Semantic Web is something we hear alot about lately. Is it a good thing, a great thing, a scary thing? For that matter, do we even know what the heck it is? Clickback to Wordout next week and find out more.

I am Jon, and I’m looking forward to seeing you there.

Feast Of Sacrifice – Eid al-Adha

Feast Of Sacrifice

One of the three most holy times in Islam is Eid al-Adha. It’s a celebration of an occasion that Muslims, Jews and Christians all share as basic tenets of their faiths. You’ll recall the story of Abraham, and that he was directed to sacrifice his son. Abraham’s faith and his obedience are pillars of all three of these religions. This is part of our common ground.

For those of you who may not know the story, let me give it to you briefly. The God of Abraham called him to take his son and go onto a mountain to sacrifice, but to take no animal with him. When Abraham reached the place he was going, his God instructed him to lay his son on the altar as a sacrifice. Abraham complied and only just as he was to plunge the knife into his son’s chest, his God called to him and stopped him. Instead, Abraham was supplied with a perfect animal which he sacrificed instead.

Eid al-Adha ( Adha Eid )
The celebration lasts 3 days, beginning this year(2008) on December 8th. This bit of information comes by way of About.com:Eid

“This is the auspicious day of sacrifice. The day on which Hazrat Ibraheem (Alayhis-Salaam) was tested to sacrifice his beloved son, Hazrat Ismaeel (Alayhis-Salaam). To commemorate this event, Muslims have been directed to sacrifice animals on this day so that all Muslims can remember this incident and learn a lesson from it. Hence, this day, the 10th of Dhul Hijjah, is known as Eid-ul-Adha.

‘Eid Al-Adha’ is a symbol of obedience. It signifies submission to Allah. On this day, we commemorate together the acts of obedience and submission performed by Prophet Ibraheem and his family when he was commanded to take Hajar and their son Ismaeel to an uninhabited, barren, distant land and leave them there alone. He submitted and obeyed. When Hajar realized what was happening, she cried out, “Ibraheem! Are you going to leave us in this valley where no people live?” She repeated the question yet she received no answer, so she asked him, “Did Allah order you to do this?” He replied, “Yes.”So she said, “Then Allah will not let us perish.” Thus she submitted. Furthermore, when his son Ismaeel became older, Ibraheem received a command from his Lord to sacrifice him. He submitted and so did his son. The family of Ibraheem was a family of obedience and submission. They were tested and tried again and again, but the result was always submission and obedience. Both ‘Eid al-Adha’ and ‘Eid al-Fitr come after performing a pillar of Islam and an act of obedience. Hence ‘Eid Al-Adha and ‘Eid al-Fitr are annual reminders that this life is a test and we must be obedient if we wish to be successful.”

From the KUMC.edu website:

“Eid al-Adha or Feast of Sacrifice is the most important feast of the Muslim calendar. It concludes the Pilgrimmage to Mecca. Eid al-Adha lasts for three days and commemorates Ibraham’s (Abraham) willingness to obey God by sacrificing his son. Muslims believe the son to be Ishmael rather than Isaac as told in the Old Testament. Ishmael is considered the forefather of the Arabs. According to the Koran, Ibrahim was about to sacrifice his son when a voice from heaven stopped him and allowed him to sacrifice a ram instead.”

For more, check out “Inside The Eid“, where we learn:

“…it is the Sunnah to make the Eid a joyous occasion. To that end, some mosques will rent out a hall or the local YMCA so the children can celebrate freely and to accommodate larger-than-usual crowds. They also set up activities and candy booths and will distribute toys.

Children are not the only ones having fun at the Eids. Adults enjoy games after the religious ceremonies as well: The highlight of some celebrations may include a basketball game or Islamic trivia games.”

We’re all brothers in the beginning; we’re all brothers in the end.

I am Jon, and I don’t think it mattered much to Abraham which son it was…

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.Thanks to Maurice for the reminder.

Nerdfighter Power Project For Awesome!

Thanks to ReadWrite Web for pointing us at this neat story about Brotherhood 2.0, two brothers who decided to communicate only through online video for a year:

Hank, who is an environmentalist and the chief geek at EcoGeek, and John, who writes for young adults and is the author of Looking for Alaska, An Abundance of Katharines, and the upcoming Paper Towns (September 2008), decided that they were going to go 365 days with only textless communication (which means no email, no instant messaging, no texting, but very infrequent phone calls for logistical purposes) by using their video blog, Brotherhood 2.0, and posting videos back and forth. 11 months and 18 days into their experience, they launched their “Project for Awesome.”

The Project For Awesome turned out awesome. The plan was this: take over the 4th most popular destination on the internet in a 24 hour period, and generate as much cash donations to charity as possible. Well, it happened, just as they planned. Brotherhood 2.0 has taken over YouTube. Watch this video, called Nerdfighter Power Project For Awesome, to see how 2 brothers orchestrated the taking over of YouTube in a 24 hour period.


Brothers

UPDATE: It’s been over two days since they took over, but looking at today’s page, it seems to still be going strong.

I am Jon, and I think the brothers is cool.

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What Will I See When I Look Out The Window?


Window Ride

Tune in tomorrow for an article about hippies, alternative lifestyles, saving money while eating out every meal, 48 rolls of tissue, conservation, reducing your net effect on global warming and washing pigs.
Dude! Where’s Your Fridge? Only at Wordout, tomorrow morning when you wake up.

Meanwhile, have you ever wondered what your children are doing in the back seat when they’re actually being Good? Chances are, they’re staring out the window at the scenery passing by. Click the link below to see what the world looks like from the inside of a Ford SUV, through the eyes of boy growing up in New Mexico. This is re-publlished from awhile back, but the video goes full-screen this time. I think it adds a bit to it. Maybe it’s just me, but after watching for a minute, it seems quite artistic…

I am Jon, and I’ll remember that.

.Flash footage courtesy of Evan from a long time ago….

Psychedlic Cat! The “Tied Stick” Theory

Psychedelic Cat, That’s Where It’s At!

By now you’ve probably seen on TV or read in the news about the “glow in the dark” cats, cloned in South Korea. Beyond the aesthetics, this has real implications for treating some genetic maladies afflicting humans, in the future. From the Associate Press:

“Cats have similar genes to those of humans,” said veterinary professor Kong Il-keun of Gyeongsang National University. “We can make genetically modified cats that can be used to develop new cures for genetic diseases.”

Keitaro Kato, a geneticist at Kinki University in western Japan who has cloned fish, said the research could be significant if it eventually helps treat people with hereditary diseases.

“People with genetic disorders usually have to receive treatment throughout their lives that is very hard on them,” Kato said. “If these results can help to make their lives easier, then I think it’s a wonderful thing.”


psychedelic cats
“This picture taken through a special filter in a dark room shows, a cat, left, possessing a red fluorescent protein that makes the animal glow in the dark when exposed to ultraviolet rays, appearing next to a normal cloned cat, right, at Gyeongsang National University in Jinju, south of Seoul, South Korea, Wednesday, Dec. 12, 2007. South Korean scientists have cloned cats that glow red when exposed to ultraviolet rays, an achievement that could help develop cures for human genetic diseases, the Science and Technology Ministry said. (AP Photo/ Yonhap, Choi Byung-kil)”

Cat Lovers?

On the other hand, the New York Times reports that 60 million Americans are infected with the Toxoplasma gondii parasite, which, among other things, makes the host more susceptible to being eaten… by cats. From the NY Times article:

“The basic facts: Toxo can infect many species, but it undergoes sexual reproduction only in cat digestive tracts. Once the parasite reproduces, the cat passes it in its feces, where the next unwitting host picks it up by digesting it (intentionally or unintentionally). Then the cycle starts again. In the long run, Toxo must find its way back to a cat’s stomach to survive. So the parasite has evolved a complicated system for taking over its hosts’ brains to increase the likelihood that they’ll be eaten by cats.”

In case you’re thinking that this is just funny, check this out. According to the Times article, research has shown that “people infected with Toxo have slower reflexes and are 2.5 times as likely to get into car accidents.”

The Conundrum

Which brings me to this question. Are we using the cats, or are the cats using us? They have developed this parasite to control our minds. There is a possibility, however slim it may seem, that those South Korean cats were exposed to some very powerful hallucinogen in the past, liked it, and decided they wanted to be psychedelic. Truthfully, wouldn’t you like your partner to glow in the dark sometimes? Why not the same for a, kitty?

I am Jon, and I’m wondering how tight that stick was tied.

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Wordout Gone Wayout – 5 Ruff Days To Go!


Wayout… as in What the..?

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Okay folks, it’s T-minus 5 days and counting. I’m talking, of course, about the deadline for entering the RuffPC Laptop Giveaway sponsored by The Thinking Blog and RuffPC. This is driving me nuts, so bear with me for a few minutes… follow my Wayout journey into the abyss and back out again.

I thought I had written a reasonable article on this way back in November. I was still learning how to use SmartLinks and SnapShots to enhance the reader’s experience, and only some of them did what I wanted them to do, but, all in all, it wasn’t a bad read. I had used proper sentences, for the most part, and had some success with the link drillers. I felt pretty good about it, thinking I had used quite alot of what was available to create something unique and fun.

Video Killed The Drilling Star

Then I saw Narendra’s YouTube video over at TechTreak. Man, was I bummed. My first thought was to embed it in my post (just kidding). I realized that to have a chance at this uber-machine, I was gonna have to out-video that video. So my search began.

It led me to Animoto, which provided a good resource for another article as well. You guys saw my first Animoto there, several days ago, in a video I had themed “With A RuffPC I Can Rule The Galaxy“. I thought that graphic of me ruling the galaxy was pretty good. I didn’t draw that, I don’t know who did. I wish I could give them the proper credit for it. The photo just before the ending graphic is a picture of a fountain, taken by my niece, Stesha. (Thanks Stesha!)

I Have No Life

Anyway, I worked on these RuffPC videos for hours on end. I think at one time there were more than 50 of them in my account at Animoto. And through it all, one thing became very clear to me. I want my RuffPC! It’s not that I need to login to Wordout from 3′ under water, or that the sprawling metropolis of Reidsville is going to be subjected to some really strong EMP or other radiation, but, well… you never know, you know?

So with that in mind, I present you with a few of the fruits of my efforts. You’ll recall that I was using a song freely available on the Animoto website before, called “Beautiful Freak”. I have included a couple using that music, and also a few using original material, just to up the ante as best I can. You can click the blue title below each video for a full-screen viewing, or just click the play arrow in the player.
I hope you enjoy…

The Video Parade



Freak
Gets off to a slow start, but picks up a bit at the end.
Okay, here I’m just starting to get the hang of this Animoto machine. I’m starting to think there’s
only so much you can do in 30 seconds when so much control is taken away from you.

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Final Freak
Snaps right up in your face and grooves the whole way through. Yeah, I said that. “Grooves”
By now I’ve given up on the “can’t do that” concept and just thrown myself into it headfirst. I think I came up with this about 4am or something. Somewhere around 3am I realized that the system could be controlled to some extent, and I was pushing it to see how much control I could get. This one splashes right up in your face and doesn’t disappoint, all the way to the final fade to black. Definitely one for the full screen.
(I especially like the reverse logo.)

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Dog Bark
Heavy Metal beat with the RuffPC logo (not-so)subliminally imposed from the background.
You know, I got to thinking a few days later when I saw Narendra’s face show up on my site… I’ll bet he’s gonna do an Animoto! Wow, what if it’s better than mine? So I decided I had to take this to the next level.
Way back in the 90s my friend Pearson and I were recording some righteous tunes, and I remembered one I had affectionately called “Dog Bark”. I dug it up from the archives and hey, it fits.

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You Can Run
Slides in with a Progressive beat, more Ruff sublims in the background.
Not to be outdone by myself, I decided another old tune we did would fit in for the “heady” crowd.
A nice little rep called “You Can Run”, with more of Pearson’s screaming guitars.

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You Can Run
Progressive beat without the subliminals, uses a “push” to highlight the views.
By now I’m just fooling around with different techniques. This is one that pushes the pictures right at you.

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Dog Bark
Heavy Metal beat with a “many screens” effect.
I like that “Dog Bark” beat.

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You Can Run End
Not really spectacular, but the ending turned out great.
More fooling around with control of the process. Used a fast pulsating on beat at the end.
Worth watching, just for that.

There’s lots more, but there’s only so much RuffPC you can look at before you just, go, nuts. You want one. You can’t sleep. When you do sleep, you have nightmares about Narendra. That wakes you up. And all you can think about is, I want that laptop! So you go to the computer, pull up the site and what do you see? Narendra! He’s been here! Your shoulders hunch down, your head peers forward, your eyes narrow and your head starts pounding again. Then you smile. He can’t sleep either.

Heh. Hehheh. Hehhehheh.
Hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehahhahahhahhahhahahhahahhahhahahhaaaaaa……sigh….

I am Jon, and I really want that laptop.

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w00t! Not Just Another 4 Letter Word!

w00t!

Merriam-Webster’s Word of the Year for 2007 has been announced, and the winner is a 4 letter word with no vowels. There are 2 consonants at each end, separated by double zeros. It’s pronounced to rhyme with “hoot”, and a hoot of a word it is. It had some tough competition this year, from words like “facebook”, “conundrum” and “quixotic”. In all there were seven candidates for the honor, which was decided by voting at the MW website. There was a bit of speculation that “facebook” would win the day, but short and sweet little “w00t” took the honor by a “vast majority”. From the announcement at MW:

This year’s winning word first became popular in competitive online gaming forums as part of what is known as l33t (“leet,” or “elite”) speak—an esoteric computer hacker language in which numbers and symbols are put together to look like letters. Although the double “o” in the word is usually represented by double zeroes, the exclamation is also known to be an acronym for “we owned the other team”—again stemming from the gaming community.

W00t follows in the steps of some words that, just a few years ago, weren’t heard much. In 2004 the word was “blog“. In 2005 it was “integrity“. Last year, thanks to Colbert Nation, it was “truthiness“. It is, as far as I know, the first word in the dictionary to have numbers instead of vowels. Of course, it’s just the online dictionary, but who knows, maybe w00t will soon find itself in the complete unabridged version?

I especially liked this, from the MW website:

“w00t (interjection)
expressing joy (it could be after a triumph, or for no reason at all); similar in use to the word “yay”

[usage:] w00t! I won the contest!”

If you read my last post, then you’ll understand why I like that usage example. Hopefully, that’s the title of an upcoming article here at Wordout.

I am Jon, and, well… w00t!

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Gift Ideas – 30 Bucks – Animoto!

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Visual Energy

Check out Angela Hayden’s site. I’m a big fan of hers, and I go there nearly every day. On Sunday, she posted an article about Animoto, a nifty little program that combines your pictures with music you choose and then auto-magically creates a music-video styled montage. You can see one of hers right there on her blog. Click on the link above and check it out, it’s only 30 seconds.
(Then hit your Back button and come back here, okay? Read the rest of this…)

So what makes Animoto so professionally slick? The guys at Animoto have the background and the award winning credits to make this happen. From the Animoto site:

“Animoto Productions is a bunch of techies and film/tv producers who decided to lock themselves in a room together and nerd out.

Credits include: The 2003 Video Music Awards (MTV); 2004 Video Music Awards (MTV); Shelter From The Storm: Katrina Benefit (ABC, NBC, CBS); The Showbiz Show with David Spade (Comedy Central); Viva La Bam (MTV); Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn (Comedy Central); Crank Yankers (Comedy Central); Stankervision (MTV2); Worlds Aids Day Concert (MTV); Need For Speed (MTV2); The Big In ’06 Awards (VH1); Dr. Keith Albow (Warner Brothers); The Daytime Emmy Awards Pre-Show (ABC); The Constitution (ABC); Alanis Morissette Concert (Viacom); Peter Jennings: The Kennedy Assassination – Beyond Conspiracy (ABC); Peter Jennings: UFOs – Seeing Is Believing (ABC); Steep: A Documentary of Extreme Skiing (The Documentary Group).

Their first release is Animoto, a web application that automatically generates professionally produced videos using their own patent-pending technology and high-end motion design. Each video is a fully customized orchestration of user-selected images and music. Produced on a widescreen format, Animoto videos have the visual energy of a music video and the emotional impact of a movie trailer.”

Animoto is incredibly easy to use. Everything is done through a simple interface that looks like this:


Animoto Screenshot
After you upload your images, you can drag them around and re-arrange them until you have just what you want.Then click “continue” and add your music or choose from some selections they already have.

Here is something I did in about 10 minutes, using photos from the article(go read it!) I posted awhile back on the free laptop giveaway sponsored by The Thinking Blog and RuffPC. They’re giving away a great laptop and all you have to do is write about it! (Maybe now I’ll win that new laptop I’ve been dreaming about. Then I would be in control of the entire galaxy!).


With A RuffPC Laptop, I Could Rule The Galaxy!

Animoto is free, as long as you plan to make only short (30 seconds) videos. But for just 30 bucks you can make videos with no size limit at all, for an entire year. If you know someone who is really into their photos (you know somebody like that?) and has a bit of a creative mind, this will definitely put a smile on their face, over and over. Isn’t that what we all want?

It’s easy to give Animoto. Just click this link, and fill out the form. Then watch for the smiles…

I am Jon, and somebody I know is getting Animoto!(and maybe a free RuffPC!)

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Festival Of Lights

You can ask around, I’m not really big on celebrating days. It’s not that they aren’t special to me, it’s just that I prefer to mark them within myself, if you understand what I mean.

Also, I’m not from Israel, and as far as I know, my family has no connections to Jewish tradition or Judaism, other than that normally found within the confines of a Christian faith. Members of my extended family practice many different beliefs, including Islam, atheism, Buddhism, pagan, wiccan… well, you get the picture. We’re a diverse crowd. Much the same, I would guess, as your crowd.

That said, I’d like to present you with a small gift in celebration of Hanukkah, which started this year on December 4th. From Wikipedia:

“The Menorah is … a symbol closely associated with the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah. According to the Talmud, after the desecration of the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem, there was only enough sealed (and therefore not desecrated by idolatry) consecrated olive oil left to fuel the eternal flame in the Temple for one day. Miraculously, the oil burned for eight days which was enough time to get new oil as well as finish rebuilding the Temple. The Hanukkah menorah therefore has not seven, but nine candle holders. The eight side branches represent the eight-day celebration of the miracle of oil, while the central branch, called the “Shamash”, is used to light the others. While this type of menorah is called a “hanukiah” in Modern Hebrew, it is also often called a “menorah” by non-Israeli Jews.”

Happy Hanukkah!
Click on the image above and it will expand into a 51 piece jigsaw puzzle. Join the pieces together by dragging them with your mouse. Thanks to the guys at JigZone for the puzzle.


A long time ago I had a father-in-law who was born Jewish, I think. Even allowing for memory time-distortion, Reuben was probably the wisest man I’ve ever known. I just wanted to mention his name. He was a good man.

I am Jon, and I guess that today, I just feel like giving you something

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Milkomeda – Galactic Mergers Getting Personal

The Milky Way Meets Andromeda

Yeah, you thought this was gonna be some serious ripping on huge corporate mergers, didn’t you?

Well, surprise! Thanks to Wordout’s time traveling superpowers, I instead present you with this short, 1 minute video, showing the eventual merger of the Milky Way with our nearest neighbor in the universe, Andromeda. Not to worry, there’s still somewhere around 4 or 5 billion years before we get there. But it sure is beautiful, from this far away…

What’s that? You wanted more? Well, do you have more than a minute but less than, say… seven? Check out this (Quicktime) movie, complete with a really nice soundtrack and multiple perspectives, courtesy of the University of Toronto, Canada. You’ll have to click and go there… Snap Shots doesn’t support Quicktime files yet. But it’s worth it, if you have the time.

Enjoy!

I am Jon, and I’m heading over to Galaxy Zoo to find some real galactic mergers!


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Snap Shots – 5 Great Ways To Drill Your Links

Link Drillers

Snap Shots is of a class of scripts called Link Drillers. They have the ability to drill into the link to reveal more information about the link. There are a couple of main reasons why you might want to do this, depending on your perspective (whether you’re currently an author or a reader).

As a reader, you might drill into the link to see if there’s anything else you want to do with it. Maybe you want to click it, maybe not. Maybe you want to do something entirely different with it. You might never know unless you can get at whatever it is that’s inside that link.

As an author, you want to provide the most engaging content possible. You want your reader to keep reading your stuff, whether you’re already on the so-called A-list or not. You know that you have to be distinctive, with a voice that’s not only all your own, but entertaining to your readership. They gotta wanna come back. Today, I will focus only on the author’s perspective.

The Author’s Perspective

As a tool for the author, Snap Shots is superb. There are 5 basic ways an author might use it.

1.Instant Reference/Clarification – The author can provide a quick definition for unknown words or concepts without the reader ever leaving the page. You can see an example of this use in the 1st paragraph above, with the word “scripts”. Or, the author might rather choose to clarify his choice of words, so that the reader is more certain of the contextual meaning, as shown in this screenshot.

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In this instance, the author used a word that, in context, could have been exactly what you see or could have been a typo (rapidly). The Snap Shot clearly shows the author’s intent.


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2.Punctuation – The author can “punctuate” his writing with images that evoke emotional responses in the reader, expanding artistic styling capabilities. Satire, irony, and other forms of nuanced speech can be illustrated with instant imagery.

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Images become a tool for the author, much like a punctuation mark or a comma, enhancing the ability to convey emotional intent with perfect clarity.


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3.Allusion – The author can now use working video and audio, allowing literary tools such as “allusion” to be developed further. By showing the allusion to those not familiar with it, a greater and more rounded appreciation of the topic is won by more people.

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The author can pinpoint the source of his allusion, introducing some readers to new sources of understanding and providing a moment of nostalgia for the informed.
Allusion becomes real.



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4.Presentation – The author can provide an instant image, video or audio as a reference, or example of a topic.

AdVsCon

This post was all about this video, so here it is without even leaving the page.


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5.Enticement – The author can “tease”, to entice the reader to actually click the link.

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Here the author is teasing the reader. Notice the mainly black website inside the Snapshot. Look at the words the author wrote, teasing readers that they “really ought to click that Foreigner link”.
(Go ahead, click it with your scroll button…it’ll play forever….)


And The Band Plays On

We’ve seen how a judicious use of Snap Shots can add value to the content in our sites. We can instantly clarify our meaning or provide a source of reference. We can stir emotions, we can take our readers back in time to a place they have, or perhaps, have never been. And we can get personal, play around a little and generally just have fun with our readers like old friends.

Is this manipulating our readers? Sure it is, much in the same way that Hemingway manipulated his readers by naming a book “For Whom The Bell Tolls”. With just 5 words, he told us the story, and made us want the details even more. Did we get offended by that? No. To the contrary, it became required reading.

Using link drillers can add another dimension to our writing, and help us to create our own, easily recognizable voice. In this constantly evolving world of internet publishing, technology is finally beginning to enable the artist in all of us. Some of us will embrace it, some will “leave well enough alone”. If we ignore the advances we see available to us, we run the risk of being left behind. Once that happens, to partially quote John Donne:

“…never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee…”

Feel free to look through Wordout at the many ways link drillers are used. In a couple of posts you will see them on almost every link. I’ve left those posts untouched, as examples of how NOT to use drillers. Judiciously used, they are great. But overusing them, or using them in places where they simply are not needed will drive visitors from your site like a wailing banshee. Remember: Link drillers are like exclamation marks, or that silly internet phrase, “LOL”. Too many and they mean nothing. Too much, and we lose our credibility.

BTW, I’m sure you noticed those little blue boxes in some of the images above. Those are link drillers, too, but those are oriented more toward the readers than the authors. I’ll cover them soon, in upcoming pieces on AdaptiveBlue.

But before that happens, I’ll be covering Snap Shots from the more important reader’s perspective. After all, it’s all about you guys, and me, when I’m one of you. Without the readers, this would all be pointless.

I am Jon, and… is that the starting bell I hear?

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Just 20 Reasons You Should Go To Galaxy Zoo

The Recap
Some of you guys who have been following Wordout for awhile will remember Galaxy Zoo from a piece I did about a year ago. For the rest of you, who may not have heard of Galaxy Zoo, let me recap.
Galaxy Zoo is an internet project with the stated aim of classifying a million new galaxies from the Sloan Digital Sky Survey. Computers would do an unacceptable job at classifying galaxies, mainly because each is so unique. That’s why they’re recruiting anyone and everyone to help out. From the Galaxy Zoo Homepage:

“The simple answer is that the human brain is much better at recognizing patterns than a computer can ever be. Any computer program we write to sort our galaxies into categories would do a reasonable job, but it would also inevitably throw out the unusual, the weird and the wonderful. To rescue these interesting systems which have a story to tell, we need you.”

So there you have it. Computers can’t do it. They need us humans. Isn’t it nice to be needed?

Some Of The Most Beautiful and Bizarre Things You Will Ever See In 20,000 Words Or Less

If a picture is really worth a thousand words, well, then here is the motherload. Just look at this sample of pictures they want you to sift through! And they say they have a million of them! These are just a few that I found while classifying, and a few I found over at the old Galaxy Zoo Blog. Even though that blog is now defunct, there are still lots of photos there to be gawked at. If you like these, head over there for more eye candy.

Or better yet, head on over to Galaxy Zoo and check out the million or so treasures, just waiting there, to be discovered by you! Like the man says:

The universe, with its majestic star-cities, is indeed a wonderful place. – Sir Patrick Moore

Without further ado, I present just 20 reasons you should go there. Click on a thumbnail to view the full sized picture.

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I am Jon, and I’m wondering. What are you still waiting for?

(photos courtesy of Galaxy Zoo 2007 and copyright by Sloan Digital Sky Survey)

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“You’re not even listening, are you?”

Let’s all go to LOL LOL Land…

Okay, maybe it’s because it’s nearly 1am on a Friday morning. Maybe it’s just that I have worked, like, 80 hours since Sunday.

Or maybe it’s because this is truly funny, but I am going to write something not many self-respecting computergeeks would even think:

Microsoft got this right. Watch the video. You will laugh.

It’s only funny because it’s true.Thanks to Read/Write Web for pointing to the video.

I am Jon, and I am still lol. Well, I was… really. ?:^D

Google Wants You! (to fix their maps)

A Hot Date Heads South

Several months back I went to a Def Leppard concert in Charlotte, NC. (think you know how old I am? I’m older than that!) I’m not a big concert-goer anymore, but there was a woman I really wanted to go out with, and that’s where she wanted to go. Before heading out, I looked up the address online through one of the map services, I don’t remember which one now. After printing the map and directions, we headed to Charlotte with plenty of time to spare. Once we got to Charlotte, we followed the map as it led us deeper into the heart of the one-way massacre that is downtown Charlotte.
An hour of downtown Charlotte later, I gave up looking for the parking lot (I had paid for a premium spot… trying to impress this beautiful young lady) and just paid for parking in a garage I thought was at least somewhere close to the ampitheatre. On the streets, lots of people were heading toward what we thought was the Def Leppard show. We followed the crowd, only to find that we had been led right to the bowels of some street-filled chaos which had absolutely nothing to do with rock and roll. So I did what anyone might do, I found the closest police officer and asked him how to get where we going.

I Mean Heads Way South!

He looked at the map. He looked at the directions. He showed it to his partner. He looked at us, and laughed. Evidently we were several miles from the correct ampitheatre. He gave us directions and we thanked him and left. As it turns out, his directions led us all the way down I-77 and into South Carolina. We finally found the correct place, which was nowhere near where we thought it was, at about 9:30. We missed Styx, and Foreigner, but did arrive just as Def Leppard was taking the stage. They were great, as usual. But I haven’t been able to get a date with the beautiful young lady since….(as an aside, you really ought to click that Foreigner link if you like their music. You will like it…)

If you’ve ever used the internet to find a map, you may have run into a similar situation. It’s understandable. There’s alot of area to cover to create a map, and mistakes are unavoidable. The map says turn right but you need to turn left. The map says the address (1026 Somestreet) is here, but the addresses seem to stop at the 900 block. The list of mistakes is endless.

Google To The Rescue!

Well, the guys over at Google must have had that happen one too many times. They have started a program with GoogleMaps which allows you to go in and correct the things you know are wrong. It works like this: Go on over there and type in your address. A map appears showing the location you just entered, with a bubble that has the information they have associated with this address. One of the options listed within the bubble is “Edit”. Click on edit. (If you’re not signed into Google, you will be prompted to sign in, or create an account.)

Once you click “Edit”, another bubble will appear. Click on “Move Marker”, and drag the green arrow to the correct location. Then click “Save”, inside the little bubble. That’s all there is to it!

Go now, and fix the map!

I am Jon, and now you can find me..

Procrastination Flow Chart – The Update

You saw it before, now see it again!

Oh, you didn’t see it? Try it now… I’ve found a different link to a normal jpg file. Remember, you can click anywhere on the image to bring it into focus. I’m still trying to verify the author of the chart…

I am Jon, and I didn’t forget you.

SmartLinks!

Here it is, 24 hours later, and if you’ll look over to the right (you may have to scroll down a bit) you’ll find that even though there are still a couple of tweaks to make, SmartLinks is working! As you’re watching, you’ll see it generating thumbnail previews of my favorite sites. Clicking on any of the thumbs gives you a larger view and clicking on that will take you to the site. There’s a bit more you can do with it, but I will leave that for later. Go ahead, play with it. It’s fun!

It’s late, I haven’t eaten, and tomorrow is a busy day. I just wanted to call your attention to it tonight because I just love it. I ‘ll be writing a review of AdaptiveBlue SmartLinks sometime this week. All I will say right now is that Adaptive Blue has some really great people. Be sure and check back for the details. As a matter of fact, why not just subscribe to Wordout right now, so you never miss a thing? Just click FeedMe!

I am Jon, and I am hungry.

The How To’s of Procrastination: A Flow Chart

Yesterday I got my first 4 diggs. Thanks guys…

While I was over there checking out the digg way of life I came across the

Procrastination Flow Chart. Finally, someone couldn’t put this off any longer…

I am Jon, and I am following the chart. (heh heh)

UPDATE: If you are using Firefox and the image doesn’t display, click here and do what it says in Step 1. Then try to see the chart again. If it still won’t display go back to the Mozilla link and try the rest of the steps listed there. If you have any further issues with images in Firefox, send me an email by using the Contact button here at Wordout.