Facebook Replies, Sorta…

I finally received a reply from Facebook. It shows exactly how much they pay attention to their users:


Unfortunately, Facebook does not have the ability to restore accounts that have been permanently deleted from the site. We apologize for any inconvenience that this might cause you. If you’d like to continue using the site, please feel free to sign up for a new account with any of your personal email addresses. Please let us know if you have any other questions or concerns.

Thanks for contacting Facebook,

User Operations

Dontcha just HATE robot replies?

Obviously my email was never read by human eyes. I do not ever want any facebook account reactivated, and my email explicitly said as much.

I love how they published on the web a message accusing me of using scripts – which are simply software robots – and then they use a software script – a software robot – to reply to me.

Gianna: If you exist, you must be the dumbest person on the planet. Did you even bother to read my email? What in there makes you think I want to associate myself with your corporation? I think facebook sucks. I publish this as evidence as to HOW MUCH facebook sucks.

I mean, really: How stupid can you be?