Change You Can Believe For 1000 Years

These are excerpts from a NOAA press release (emphasis mine). See the original at http://www.noaanews.noaa.gov/stories2009/20090126_climate.html

Dust storm in the Texas Dust Bowl, 1935.
Image via Wikipedia

January 26, 2009

A new scientific study led by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reaches a powerful conclusion about the climate change caused by future increases of carbon dioxide: to a large extent, there’s no going back.

The pioneering study, led by NOAA senior scientist Susan Solomon, shows how changes in surface temperature, rainfall, and sea level are largely irreversible for more than 1,000 years after carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions are completely stopped.

[…]

“Our study convinced us that current choices regarding carbon dioxide emissions will have legacies that will irreversibly change the planet,” said Solomon, who is based at NOAA’s Earth System Research Laboratory in Boulder, Colo.

[…]

If CO2 is allowed to peak at 450-600 parts per million, the results would include persistent decreases in dry-season rainfall that are comparable to the 1930s North American Dust Bowl in zones including southern Europe, northern Africa, southwestern North America, southern Africa and western Australia.

[…]

The authors relied on measurements as well as many different models to support the understanding of their results. They focused on drying of particular regions and on thermal expansion of the ocean because observations suggest that humans are contributing to changes that have already been measured.

For complete, up-to-date, no-nonsense reporting on Climate Change, check out Joe’s work at ClimateProgress.

Fake Alltel Customer Service Response EMail

Photography of Asimo imported on the site Flic...Image via WikipediaAlltel’s Got A Bot Named Johnathan

It’s not a walking robot like Asimo or Robbie the Robot, but it’s a bot nonetheless. I received an email from it this afternoon. It was a response to the email I sent to Alltel online customer service yesterday.

Bottom line: They could give a crap.

So I’m publishing the email here. Since the bot keeps trying throughout to convince me that it’s a person who really cares, I decided to add it to my Fake EMail series. In a strict sense, it is a scam: a robot trying to impersonate a human. As usual, Scam Flags are BOLD. Enjoy…

Thank you for requesting assistance from our online support center. Below is a summary of your request and our response

At Alltel we are interested in hearing your feedback. Please click here or visit www.alltelemailsurvey.com to take a short survey to tell us about your experience with our support team.

Thank you for choosing Alltel!

Subject
Pricing at Local Store more than TWICE what is quoted ONLINE

Discussion Thread
Response (Johnathan W) 07/03/2008 11:52 AM

Dear Mr. Knight,

Thank you for taking time to access the Alltel web site. My name is Johnathan and we certainly value you as a customer and thank you for your continued business with our company!

I apologize for any inconvenience you might have experienced with this issue. Unfortunately, our Email Response Team is not equipped to address Pricing and Purchase Order inquiries. Issues of this nature are best handled by contacting either our Sales Activation Center at 1-866-Alltel-7, or visiting an Alltel Retail Store.

We are extremely happy to have you as a customer and we want to keep you as a customer, as we value our entire customer base. However, in order to provide equality and consistency, certain practices and procedures have been implemented to maintain our goals as a company and our commitments to you as the customer.

We appreciate your patience and cooperation, as we work towards a resolution. Again, thank you for choosing Alltel and I hope you have a great day!

Sincerely,

Johnathan

Alltel Online Customer Service

1. Unfortunately, our Email Response Team is not equipped to address Pricing and Purchase Order inquiries.

Then why is it an option on your drop down menu? Why are you making your customers waste their time with something you already know doesn’t work? Why, in fact, did you design it that way to begin with, except with the EXPLICIT PURPOSE of wasting your customers’ time?

2. contacting either our Sales Activation Center at 1-866-Alltel-7, or visiting an Alltel Retail Store

Had a real person named ‘Johnathan’ actually read my questions, he would know that my problem is specifically with the retail store, is about the adapter, and that my phone is dead. This just reeks of a software program responding to my initial plea for help. Yet throughout the email, it refers to itself as “I”.

3. However, in order to provide equality and consistency, certain practices and procedures have been implemented to maintain our goals as a company and our commitments to you as the customer.

In other words: You value your customer base, HOWEVER, you’re not really going to do anything to help me because of some mysterious and unnamed procedures. Like charging more than twice as much as advertised… that’s some real equality there. And don’t get me started on consistency!

4. as we work towards a resolution

In case somebody has missed the point, this email is telling me that they are not equipped to help, have procedures which prevent them from helping, and if this thing is going to be resolved at all, it is I alone who will have to do the work to resolve it.

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Needless to say, there were no grammatical errors. But the contextual relevance to my original email was completely lacking. There was no relevance at all. Telling me to go to the retail store or call on my phone proves that no Alltel-employed human knows of my predicament (with the exception of the rude guy with the more-than-doubled prices at the Alltel store).

So what do you guys think? Stay with Alltel? They have the some of the best coverage ’round these parts. But Nextel is probably just as good. What do you guys think?

I am Jon, and I am curious…

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Fake Royal Bank of Scotland EMail

Bagpipe performer in Amsterdam. Photo by (Gebruiker:Ellywa).Image via WikipediaTime For A Quickie

These guys are short and to the point. I guess they figured the fewer the words, the fewer chances to mess it all up. They’ve got a great subject line for the email. When I first saw it, I just felt bad. Then I realized I don’t have an account at Royal Bank of Scotland. And I noticed that the thing was addressed to our old friend chatika-ads at right here dot net.

Here it is. As usual, I BOLDED the Scam Flags. Since it’s so short, I’m just going to save my comments for the brief summary at the bottom. Read along:

The image “http://www.rbs.co.uk/images/logo-hp.gif” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. (I know I said I was saving my comments but if your emails always automatically show images in your emails, you’re just asking for trouble eventually. Hiding a trojan in a .gif picture is an old trick now. Make sure you have to click some button to show the pics. Now, back to the scam, already in progress…)

Dear customer,

Your access to Online Services has been suspended. Due to a miss-match access code between your Security information. To enable you continue accessing your online account it will only take you few minutes to re-activate your account. Click on the link below and you will be taken straight to where you can activate your account.

http://www.rbs.co.uk/

Important Notice:- You are strictly advised to match your Security information rightly to avoid service suspension.

Thank You.
Royal Bank of Scotland Customer Services.

If my bank is suspending my account, I’d expect to be addressed by name, not as ‘Dear customer’. Then follows the spelling errors, lack of understanding about such simple things as capitalization, prepositional phrases and general sentence structure. Surprisingly, even though there are only 4 sentences in the main paragraph, we find 6 errors in grammar, one incorrectly developed sentence, and evidence of fraud. The link says rbs.co.uk but the link is mapped to take you to http://caraghjdjdhlavela.com/components/com_expose/ (I’ve changed a few of those letters, so don’t bother).

Well, at least they tried, right? These guys will never get it right though. Don’t fall for it.

I am Jon, descendent of at least one Scot.

Fake IRS Economic Stimulus Refund! EMail

My Readers Love You

I can only conclude that my readers love each other. One of you sent me a copy of the fake IRS email that’s being spammed around the country. She must care alot about you, whoever you are, to take the time to send it. So thank her for this one, not me.

I am certainly grateful to her. This is, by any measure, the best-written scam email I have ever seen. There is only One Error in the whole thing, and most people would miss it completely. In the text of the email, the word ‘Refund‘ is used, where the correct word should be ‘Rebate‘. I would add the caveat about Scam Flags being in BOLD, but there is only one, repeated several times, and you can’t miss it. It’s in BOLD.)
EDIT: Found another error: missing the word “the” in the 1st sentence. See how easy it is to miss this stuff?

——– Original Message ——–
Subject: 2008 Economic Stimulus Refund!
Date: Fri, 6 Jun 2008 17:47:22 -0400
From: Internal Revenue Service
Reply-To:

mpayne writes:’I believe this is the spam you were looking for…’ Jon says: Look how excited the IRS is about that Refund! with the exclamation mark!! in the subject line. Oh, yeah, the IRS is excited…

Over 130 million Americans will receive refunds as part of President Bush program to jumpstart economy. Our records indicate that you are qualified to receive the 2008 Economic Stimulus Refund.
The fastest and easiest way to receive your refund is by direct deposit to your checking/savings account.
Please follow the link and fill out the form and submit before June 10th, 2008 to ensure that your refund will be processed as soon as possible.

Submitting your form on June 10th,2008 or later means that your refund will be delayed due to the volume of requests we anticipate for the Economic Stimulus Refund.

To access Economic Stimulus Refund, please click here.

Note: If you received this message in your SPAM/BULK folder, that is because of the large amount of e-mails we are sending out or because of the restrictions implemented by your ISP.

No virus found in this incoming message.
Checked by AVG.
Version: 8.0.100 / Virus Database: 270.0.0/1489 – Release Date: 6/7/2008 11:17 AM

Still Not Sure? WHOIS

Except for that one word, this thing looks real. Maybe Jon is going off a bit half-cocked, you say? Maybe the IRS is just trying to save some trees by not printing checks and envelopes? After all, that is ‘dot gov’ in the address!

Well, then. Let’s take just one more step on the path to enlightenment. The return address is a do-not-reply, so that serves us no easy purpose. The only connection offered to us is a link. You may not know, but we don’t have to left click that link to find out where it goes. We can Right-Click the link, bringing up the contextual menu. Choose the option, COPY LINK LOCATION. Then open up NOTEPAD and PASTE it. This is what you’ll find:

http://211.32.47.11:443/irs_redi/


Then you copy just the part that is the IP address, ‘211.32.47.11’ and take it over to Arin and plug it into the search form there. Hit the button labeled ‘Search WHOIS‘ and you’ll get a result which includes the following information:

OrgName: Asia Pacific Network Information Centre
OrgID: APNIC
Address: PO Box 2131
City: Milton
StateProv: QLD
PostalCode: 4064
Country: AU

Comment: This IP address range is not registered in the ARIN database.
Comment: For details, refer to the APNIC Whois Database via
Comment: WHOIS.APNIC.NET or http://www.apnic.net/apnic-bin/whois2.pl
Comment: ** IMPORTANT NOTE: APNIC is the Regional Internet Registry
Comment: for the Asia Pacific region. APNIC does not operate networks
Comment: using this IP address range and is not able to investigate
Comment: spam or abuse reports relating to these addresses.

So, we’re not able to find out exactly who is behind the email. But we did find that whoever they are, their servers’ addresses are owned by APNIC.

Let me make this clear: The US IRS will not use the Asia Pacific Network Information Centre in Australia to host its websites. The US government originally built the internet. The IRS has its own servers.

Also, the IRS has said publicly that they NEVER send emails of this type to anyone. Don’t fall for it.

I am Jon, and I am absolutely certain this email is a scam.

Thanks again to mpayne for forwarding this along to me. Ironically, mpayne has been the most vocal opponent of publishing so many ‘Fake EMail’ posts here at Wordout. Luckily for us, she keeps an open mind and actually cares about the rest of us.
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Fake Barclays Bank EMail

Good Grief, Raymond Briggs

Sometimes these things are so cheesy that they make me smile. This one in particular is rather absurd. It’s the usual run-of-the-mill scammer email. Outrageous sums of cash involved. Dead guy, no kids or spouse, and he was an orphan. Need your help getting the cash out of the country. You know, the usual stuff.

But these guys threw in a couple of twists. First, the cash is in London, England and not some country you’ve never heard of in Africa or Asia. And second, there’s the bit about how in England, unclaimed cash must by law be used to fund the military. Read on, for a bit of a chuckle. As usual, Scam Flags in BOLD:

FROM THE OFFICE OF:BARCLAYS BANK PLC.
1ST FLOOR, 10, HATTON GARDE,
LONDON, EC1N 8DN,UNITED KINGDOM.

Dear friend,

I am Mr.Raymond Briggs, Senior Account Officer, Barclays Bank Plc,London – United Kingdom. I am writing following an opportunity in my office that will be of immense benefit to both of us. I am contacting you with respect to inherit a portfolio amounting to $35,520,000USD (Thirty Five Million, Five Hundred and Twenty Thousand United States Dollar) deposited by a German Merchant named Mr.Lan. Jaeger. On the 18th of October 2002, Mr. Jaeger deposited $12,000,000 USD(Twelve Million United States Dollars) under our portfolio management department for four years and the deposit matured on the 18th of October 2006 with over 196% growth which amounted to a total of $35,520,000 USD(Thirty Five Million, Five Hundred and Twenty Thousand United States Dollar).The account has been dormant and unclaimed due to unavailability of a next of kin/relation to claim his money.Mr. Lan Jaeger,

What’s this space doing here? I don’t know. It was here when I got the email. So far, we’ve seen missing spaces, the repetition of a huge amount of cash, bad punctuation. What’s next?

has since passed away without stating his next of kin because he deposited the funds in our establishment at a point he was finalizing divorcing his wife and had no kids coupled with the fact that he was an orphan, this funds has since mature and the roll-over on the funds has also expired. This sum of $35,520,000 USD (Thirty Five Million, Five Hundred and Twenty Thousand United States Dollar) is still in my possession in my Bank lifeless and unnoticed because there will never be a claim on the funds and all material and immaterial documents and certificates relating to the funds is also in my possession.According to the banking law and guidelines here in london, stipulates that at the expiration of six (6) years such funds will be revert to the ownership of the Government for financing military operations, such as purchasing of arms and ammunitions for the military. In order to avert this negative development.

Hey! Another space for no reason. At least this one was preceded by a period (in the middle of the sentence… I can see it now, Scammer 1 says to his buddy,”Can you proofread this for mistakes?” Scammer 2 says,”You have an empty space here! Put a period at the end of the paragraph.”

I will like to seek for your permission as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Mr. Lan Jaeger. so that the fruits of this old man’s labour will not be use for financing weapons which will further enhance the courses of war in the world in general. Since, It is not compulsory that the next-of-kin/relation must be a blood relation to the deceased. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 30% for you as gratification for assistance rendered and the balance of 5% for will be responsible for the major /trivial expenses incurred if any during the course of the transfer, while 5% will be given to any Orphanage home in your country. Thereafter, I will visit your country for sharing according to the percentage indicated. There is no risk at all as all the paper work for this project will be done by my attorney and with my position as the (Senior Account Officer, Barclays Bank Plc, London) guarantees the successful execution of this project. Upon your response, I shall then provide you with further information’s and modalities that will help you understand the transaction. You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this project would be most profitable for both parties because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.Please, reply immediately with your full name and contact details on e-mail:,(mr.raymond_briggsxy@live.com)

Blah blah blah blah, the usual line of crud these guys try to feed you. The split, including a charity giveaway, the guarantee that nothing can go wrong, we’ve heard all this before.

Awaiting your urgent reply.

God Bless You,
Mr. Raymond Briggs.
Senior Account Officer,
Barclays Bank Plc
United Kingdom.

Once again, we find that there are just too many mistakes to be believed. Not to mention the original premise: A German guy deposits funds in a British management firm, dies, and now this guy wants our help stealing the money. Of course if we help him, not only do we become rich, but we keep all that cash out of the government’s hands. The government who, by law, must use that cash to fund war efforts. Good grief.

I am Jon, and God Bless You, Mr Briggs.

Fake United Nations International Monetary Fund EMail

A Pretty Face

Design is important. Whether we’re talking web sites or kitchens or cars or emails, the way something appears greatly influences our first impressions, and our expectations. This scam email gets that part right, but looking inside,past the fresh new face, we find the same mistakes, the same play on our assumed greed. Follow along, and remember, Scam Flags are in BOLD. I’ve broken it up into 3 sections, with my comments in between…

THE UNITED NATIONS ORGANISATION
In Conjunction with the International Monetary Fund
OHCHR, Dalais Wilson, CH 1211 Geneva 10,Switzerland
Senior Human Rights Officer and international payment department

Date: 30 /05/08
Kind Attn: Beneficiary with African and European Countries

IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT WITH AFRICAN AND EUROPEAN COUNTRIES

Sequel to the meeting we have with all the African country leaders regards to all the payment been owed by the Africa and Europe continents, the Chairman African Union (AU) with that of European Union (EU) have made it known to all the beneficiaries been owed by African and European countries via contract, inheritance, Lottery Winners, during There recent interview with British broadcasting co-operation (BBC) that all the debt been owed by the African and European countries should be paid to them via EU / AU account with the supervision of the International Monetary Fund Unit London UK, which you happened to be one of them.

Wow. That last paragraph is one long sentence. Any time I see that I know I’m dealing with a scammer. Not to mention all the little grammar errors tucked away in everything. From missing caps to misspelled words, these people haven’t got a clue how to write English.

You are advice to stop any further communication with anybdy and contact this office, The International Monetary Fund Unit London UK which the officer in-charge is
Mr. Anthony G. Leach
Email: unitednationorga@europemail.com
Tel +44 702 4099344
Fax: +44 870 9134316,
Your above fund has been deposited in your account stated below which was submitted to this office by your representative.
Some petitions we received made it known to us that some beneficiaries have loose all they have achieve in the life time due to the way African and European countries are asking them to pay one charge or the other in regards of their payment.

Be inform that your payment has been transfer into your account provided by your representative Mrs. Susan Wang below.

HSBC NINBO BRANCH CHINA
ACCOUNT NO 90887224091149
ACCOUNT NAME SUSAN WANG
ROUTING NO 64585783
SWIFT CODE: HSBC166349XT,

Here we find the typical strong advice to only talk to these guys about everything. I especially like the part about how some people are having to pay for the recovery of their lost cash, a direct reference to the tactics of many of these fake emails. And these guys seem to have a neat little twist: there’s evidently already an account set up by your agent with the money already transferred. All you have to do is claim it. I’m sure if you checked, they would tell you that yes, the cash is there and it’s all yours. All you have to do is contact this guy at the IMF who handles everything. The IMF, Monetary Fund for the Earth. But not enough money for this guy to use an IMF email address.

Please contact Mr. Anthony G. Leach immediately for the collection of your International Transfer Payment Advice (Payment Slip Or Telex Copy) to enable you confirm your payment in your account without further delay, he is the only authorized officer in International monitoring fund unit London UK to handle and witness your payment, any other further communication you have out side his office is at your own risk, and you are advice to stop making any further payment to any one without Mr Anthony G. Leach notice because he is the only authorize officer with International Monetary Fund unit London UK via African Union (AU) reserve account under united nations payment gazette .

We apologies to you and your company or family for what it might has cost you in the past without receiving your payment upon the charges and taxes you have paid before.
Get back to us immediately you confirmed your payment in your account to enable us close your payment file with us.
Best regards
Mr. Frej Fenniche,

Senior Human Rights Officer united nations Switzerlan
Email: uonf@mailpanda.com

And yet another epic length sentence. Here’s a hint: if you start feeling lost in the middle and starting over doesn’t help, the sentence is too long. But that’s not all. Besides being wrong about where the UN is located (not Switzerland), they even spelled it wrong. Other than that, more butchering of the English language, confusion with verbs, sentence structure and a completely different email address finish it out as a monumental failure. Still, I thought it needed to be published. Why?

The formatting was superb. There were 2 fonts used, both very common in business style communications. There were 3 font colors, which were used reasonably well. The header was simple and effective, centered perfectly at the top. The entire email was presented very professionally, with bullet sized paragraphs, and even though the grammar was full of errors, the content was presented in an understandable way.

In other words, at least at some level, this thing worked. Don’t fall for it. Even if I found no holes in it grammatically, I would know it was a fake. How? Ask yourself: Who is Susan Wang? And why is there a Chinese bank involved in a joint venture between the AU and the EU? And since when did you actually lose anything to these scammers that anybody would ever repay you for? Do they really owe you any money?

I am Jon, and sometimes I just resort to common sense.

Fake Yahoo Awards Center EMail

Chitika Ads Aid EMail Scammers

That’s right, I said it. Chitika-ads are the cause of me receiving this scam email, as well as some others I have exposed on this site. Strange, since I don’t recall ever using that service, but here’s the proof. Below you’ll see an excerpt from the complete header info that’s included with all emails.

You’ve probably never seen this stuff before, but it’s there, in every email, revealing exactly how and why this email ended up in my in box. The Scam Flags are in BOLD. Notice the chatika-ads@computergeekservices.net listed in the “for” field? This address was created only for Chitika Ads, which I decided not to use on the site. The only place the scammer could have harvested that address from is Chitika Ads.


From – Sat May 10 19:22:31 2008
X-Account-Key: account4
X-UIDL: 1210436703.374745.m1gemini00-03.prod.mesa1.1104558432
X-Mozilla-Status: 0001
X-Mozilla-Status2: 10000000
X-Mozilla-Keys:
Received: (qmail 17347 invoked from network); 10 May 2008 16:25:03 -0000
Received: from unknown (HELO p3presmtp01-01.prod.phx3.secureserver.net) ([208.109.80.150])
(envelope-sender agentjameszx@yahoo.co.uk)
by smtp24-02.prod.mesa1.secureserver.net (qmail-1.03) with SMTP
for chatika-ads@computergeekservices.net; 10 May 2008 16:25:03 -0000
Received: (qmail 14429 invoked from network); 10 May 2008 16:25:03 -0000
Received: from fmmailgatexz.web.de ([217.72.192.184])
(envelope-sender agentjameszx@yahoo.co.uk)
by p3presmtp01-01.prod.phx3.secureserver.net (qmail-ldap-1.03) with SMTP
for chatika-ads@computergeekservices.net; 10 May 2008 16:24:59 -0000
Received: from web.de
by fmmailgatezx.web.de (Postfix) with SMTP id E415223C88B7;
Sat, 10 May 2008 18:23:51 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [41.243.149.240] by freemailng1xzy.web.de with HTTP;
Sat, 10 May 2008 18:23:51 +0200
Date: Sat, 10 May 2008 18:23:51 +0200
Message-Id: 7obscured4@web.de
From: james agentjameszx@yahoo.co.uk
To: agentjameszx@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: YOU ARE A WINNER ! ! !
Precedence: fm-user
Organization: http://freemail.web.de/
X-Sender: onlinexyz@web.de

“Agent James”, indeed.

Notice also the weird path it took to get to me. Tracing backwards we see that it came from “freemail.web.de”, which is in Germany. The email was sent to our buddy, Agent James, at a Yahoo address in Great Britain. It was then relayed on to my email through a service called QMail. QMail is a legitimate transfer agent, and is a competitor to the SendMail agent, which nearly all of us use by default. Routing emails through QMail simply provides another layer of protection for the scammer, helping to hide the true origin of the email.

Which, in this case, happens to be Germany. I’m certain the scammer never thought we would find that out, even though it’s confirmed at the end of the email by the advertising included with the free email account used to send the scam out to millions of unwary web citizens. Let’s follow along and see what other Scam Flags we can find. I’ll save my comments for last…


Yahoo Awards Center

124 Stockport Road, Longsight, Manchester M60 2DB – United Kingdom

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of Eight Hundred,Twenty Thousand Great Britain Pounds (£820,000,00.) for the month of MAY, Prize promotion which is organized by YAHOO AWARDS & WINDOWS LIVE.

YAHOO collects all the email addresses of the people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to Yahoo and Hotmail and few from other e-mail providers. Six people are selected monthly to benefit from this promotion and you are one of the Selected Winners.

PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM

Winners shall be paid in accordance with his/her Settlement Centre. Yahoo Prize Award must be claimed no later than 93 days from date of Draw Notification. Any prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited.

Stated below are your identification numbers:

BATCH NUMBER: MFI/06/APA-43658
REFERENCE NUMBER: 2006234522
PIN: 1206

These numbers fall within the England Location file, you are requested to contact our fiduciary agent in England and send your winning identification numbers to him;

Agent Name: Mr james christopher
Address : 23 Bedford Row, High Holborn, London , WC1R 4EB , England
E-MAILS: agent.jameschristopherxy@gmail.com
+44 7031844588
Tel: +44 7031819575

You are advised to send the following information to your Claims Agent to facilitate the release of your fund to you.

1. Full name………………………….
2. Country…………………………….
3. Contact Address…………………
4. Telephone Number……………..
5. fax Number……………………….
5. Marital Status…………………….
6. Occupation………………………..
7. My Date of birth………………….
7. Sex……………………………
8. Your banking information where the fund will be transferred into either in your country or out side.
9. Your country. I.e. the account number, bank name, swift code of the bank, address of the bank and the account name.

Congratulations!! once again.

Yours in service,

There’s a picture of a respectable looking black woman inserted here above the signature line. Scammers are getting smart: they know a picture increases the ‘believability’ factor.

Dr. (Mrs.) Mercy Martins
mercymartinsxxz@sociologist.com

WARNING!

Do not tell people about your Prize Award until your money is successfully handed over to you to avoid disqualification that may arise from double claim.

You may also receive similar e-mails from people potraying to be other Organizations or Yahoo Inc. This is solely to collect your personal information from you and lay claim over your winning. In event that you receive any e-mail similar to the notification letter that was sent to you, Kindly delete it from your mail box and give no further correspondence to such person or body.

Yahoo shall not be held responsible for any loss of fund arising from the above mentioned

Jetzt neu! Schützen Sie Ihren PC mit McAfee und WEB.DE. 30 Tage
kostenlos testen. http://www.pc-sicherheit.web.de/startseite/?mc=022220


We see here the usual suspects. Bad grammar, misspellings, incorrect punctuation, using too many titles in the names, not capitalizing the names, and of course the request for your personal information. I really enjoyed the part about receiving emails from other scammers, though. And the joint venture between Microsoft(Hotmail) and Yahoo, what a riot! And what about the picture? Sorry I’m not reproducing it here, but if you’re reading this you probably already know what it looks like! That was a good touch, don’t you think?

Without a doubt, though, I will chuckle off and on for weeks about the advertisement at the end, in German, in an email that’s supposed to be from the UK.

Ich bin Jon, Ihr Gastgeber hier in Wordout.

Fake Tom Toon Future EMail

Sincerity

This scammer has a gift. That’s the only way I can put it. In this scam email our hopeful scammer presents us with a compelling story as the backdrop for his ploy. Even with the numerous grammatical errors, and maybe somewhat because of them, the sincerity evident in this email engages us at our emotional center.

It is so unique in this respect that I am presenting it here as I received it, no BOLD Scam Flags, no snide comments in parentheses. Read it as if you had just received it and see for yourself if this one doesn’t tug a little at the heartstrings….

My dear Beloved,

I am Tom Toon the only son of late Mr. and Mrs. George Toon. My father was a wealthy cocoa and GOLD merchant in Abidjan; the capital city of Ivory Coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip. My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special, before the death of my father on January 2002 in a private Hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Nine million, three hundred thousand US Dollars. (US$9.3M) and Gold left in security vault in a foreign city which he deposited as family antiques. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates.

That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will take the money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management but I want to go into diary products. My dear, I am honorably seeking your assistance in the following ways:

1. To provide a non-resident bank account to facilitate the possible transfer of the money.
2 To serve as a guardian of these funds and for investment since.
3. To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.
4. To change the name of the deposited item and beneficiary to your name since those responsible for the death of father the political affluence in my country and are after my life but I escape to neighboring country and will not want anything to be trace to me so they can’t get any information about me because I am living under disguise. Please, save my soul and help give me a future.

My dear, I am willing to offer you 40% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/ input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas. Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within the shortest possible time, you signify interest to assist me. Anticipating hearing from you soon.

Thanks and God bless.
Yours sincerely,
Tom Toon

PLEASE, THIS IS MY HOPE, I WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION FOR CONFIDENTIALITY AND YOU CAN ALWAYS REACH ME DIRECTLY TO THIS E-MAIL tomtooncv@yahoo.fr



My Heart Bleeds… Then Again, All Hearts Bleed

See what I mean? By the time you finish reading there’s just a small bit of doubt in your mind. Nowhere is the request for name, address, phone, bank accounts. Nowhere is the urgent call to contact some “agent”. This may be for real, you might think.

You might think it, but you shouldn’t. This one is just as intent on stealing your identity as the rest. Want proof? It’s in the header. Normally, you won’t see all this information when you read your emails. Most email programs are set to display the basic stuff: who it’s from, who it’s for, what it’s about. But if you look under the VIEW menu, you might find something that shows you the “Source”.

Let’s look at the source header for this email. From here out, it’s just like it always is, Scam Flags in BOLD. I’ll save my comments for last. Read on…

From – Tue May 13 19:58:02 2008
X-Account-Key: account4
X-UIDL: 1210722875.216734.m1gemini00-05.prod.mesa1.1090636128
X-Mozilla-Status: 0001
X-Mozilla-Status2: 00000000
X-Mozilla-Keys:
Received: (qmail 29392 invoked from network); 13 May 2008 23:54:35 -0000
Received: from unknown (HELO p3presmtp01-04.prod.phx3.secureserver.net) ([208.109.80.153])
(envelope-sender tomtoonxyz@vip.sina.com)
by smtp27.prod.mesa1.secureserver.net (qmail-1.03) with SMTP
for ; 13 May 2008 23:54:35 -0000
Received: (qmail 15758 invoked from network); 13 May 2008 23:54:35 -0000
Received: from xyz.131.133.198.west-datacenter.net (HELO uaecourier.com) ([xyz.131.133.198])
(envelope-sender tomtoonxyz@vip.sina.com)
by p3presmtp01-04.prod.phx3.secureserver.net (qmail-ldap-1.03) with SMTP
for ; 13 May 2008 23:54:35 -0000
Received: from User ([83.229.97.14])
(authenticated bits=0)
by uaecourier.com (8.13.1/8.13.1) with ESMTP id m4obscured900;
Tue, 13 May 2008 17:50:09 -0600
Message-Id: obscured.m4DNo4GE022900@uaecourier.com
Reply-To:
From: “Tom Toon”
Subject: PLEASE SAVE MY SOUL AND HELP GIVE ME A FUTURE.
Date: Wed, 14 May 2008 00:50:39 +0200
X-Priority: 3
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000
X-Nonspam: None
X-Antivirus: AVG for E-mail 7.5.524 [269.23.16/1430]
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=Windows-1251

Notice the email addresses. We see that the email actually originated from an email address @uaecourier.com, not yahoo.fr as Tommy Toon would like us to believe. It then was relayed by vip.sina.com, which happens to be one of the largest email providers in China. Easy to get lost in that bunch… After that the email bounced around the web for few minutes until it found its way into my inbox.

You might argue that, after reading the email, of course he had to resort to such tactics so as not to be found out by his father’s enemies. I would counter that if this guy has that kind of expertise (it’s not exactly common knowledge how to route an email through multiple accounts), then this guy doesn’t need our help. I would also point out that he tells us that he has already left his home country, so he is perfectly capable of acquiring the money himself.

This is a scam. Don’t fall for it. If your “heart” makes you reach out to these people, then expect it to be trampled upon, “my dearest”.

.

I am Jon, and my sincerity is real.

Fake Tony Chan Chun-chuen EMail

Feng Shui Master

Tony Chan Chun-chuen ( pronounced: Tony Chan Chun-chuen ) is considered by some a Feng shui Master. As a Master, he understands relationships between physical objects, and the benefits of a perfectly arranged universe. Others consider him a charlatan, a fake fortune teller with a speckled past. Either way, I highly doubt that he is responsible for these fake scam emails.

As is my custom I’ve highlighted some Scam Flags in BOLD, and added comments where appropriate. Ready? Here we go….

Dear Friend,

My name is Tony Chan Chun-chuen, friend and close confidant to NinaWang (RUN-ON ) Kung, Who (CAPS) passed away on the 3rd of April 2007. I will save your time by not boring you with all the details at thistime (RUN-ON), Which (CAPS)has already been disseminated by the international media during the Controversial(CAPS) dispute that erupted between her and her late husband Relatives(possessive and CAPS) concerning the huge estate he left behind.

To save my time and yours I ask that you go to this link,

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/200704/04/xyzxyx.htm

If you want to know what’s behind that link, but are too smart to click it, here it is, from ChinaDaily.com. Remember, this isn’t part of the email. It’s a true story the scammer links to so as to create some credibility.

HONG KONG – Asia’s richest woman, Nina Wang, has died of an unspecified illness after reports she had been battling cancer, leaving unanswered questions over the estimated $4.2 billion fortune she left behind.
Known for her signature pigtails and nicknamed “little sweetie” by the local media, Wang, 69, won a court case in 2005 for her late husband’s business empire in a case filled with tales of adultery, kidnapping and murder.
The Hong Kong heiress, whose maiden name was Kung, was reported by local newspapers to be suffering from cancer, but that was never officially confirmed.
“Chinachem Group’s chairwoman Nina Wang Kung passed away on April 3 and the details of the funeral will be announced later,” her personal assistant, Ringo Wong, told Reuters by telephone.
Wang’s company, Hong Kong’s largest private property developer, Chinachem Group, confirmed in a statement that she died on Tuesday.
Wang was ranked by Forbes Magazine as Asia’s 35th richest person, having successfully battled her father-in-law for a multi-billion dollar estate left by her late husband Teddy Wang, a property tycoon who vanished more than a decade ago.
Central to the marathon probate case was a handwritten will which Wang said was penned and signed by Teddy in March 1990, a month before he was kidnapped and never seen again.

There’s a growing trend in these scamming emails to include a safe link, typically to a real news article about some disaster or, in this case, a dead rich person. In doing this, the scammer is trying to accomplish 3 things.

The first is to add some credibility to the email. If you click a link in an email and you don’t get infested with some bug, and instead, you are taken to a respected news site, there is a measure of trust that you assign to the email.

The second thing our scammer wants to do is create a bit of drama around the subject of the email. Drama is meant to involve us emotionally, make us want to take action. Humans are creatures of drama. Most of us can’t help it. That’s why most of us say we “hate drama”. But our scammer knows that if he can get us interested in the drama, there’s a good chance he can get us involved in the drama.

The final thing our scammer is hoping for is to break down barriers you might have about answering his email. Like any good salesman, he knows that every sale starts with a “No” and ends with a “Yes”. The more times he can get you to say “yes” before he tries to close the deal, the easier it will become for you to say “yes” when the money is on the line.

Our hopeful scammer knows that these 3 things will get him the response he needs: Trust, Involvement and a History of saying “yes”. It’s up to us to recognize the obvious salesmanship and respond in a way that defeats these tactics. Remember, the easiest way to sell a lie is to wrap it tightly in truth.

Meanwhile, back at the Scam Email ranch, the fake feng shui master can’t tell the wind from the water… (I’ll leave my remaining comments till the conclusion.)

As you will learn after going through the link above, all sorts of stories Have been assumed concerning the huge sum of money she left behind. Some Stories even say she left the bulk of her estate to me .But the truth is, Although I am the sole custodian of a huge sum of her estate, she left strict Instructions that I hand over the money to charity and also that under no Circumstance should I let any of her late husbands relatives and even her own Relatives lay their hands on the money. Contrary to media reports, she made Sure her immediate family is well catered for since she had no children of her Own,Before her death Nina Wang went ahead to dispatch the sum of Eight hundred and Twenty Million British Pounds (820,000,000.00 GBP) in cash with the assistance Of a foreign diplomat who now resides in Europe, but I will ensure to make her Wish comes through.

Now the reason why I have contacted you is that there is also some other ,strong>Funds in the tune of $12,000,000.00 with the Hang Seng Bank China,and I want Your assistance for me to transfer these funds in your name to your account for Both of us I will agree to share with you in a negotiable percentage as far as You agree to take part in this mutual benefiting opportunity.

Please I count on your absolute confidentiality, transparency and trust
while Looking forward to your prompt response towards a swift conclusion of this Business transaction through my email address as follows:
info_ninawangxyz@yahoo.com.hk

Thanks & May the Stars Guide us In the Right Path,

I remain yours sincerely,
Tony Chan Chun-chuen

.

That 1st paragraph since the last comments is full of the same mistakes we’ve seen above. Misuse of caps, punctuation… the usual suspects we’ve come to know, love and expect. And then, in the next paragraphs ( in italics) he loses any sense of grammar completely. That 1st paragraph in italics is only one really long sentence. Same with the next one. You’ll see this in many of the scam emails. It comes across like a child asking for something they want really badly. Just as they’re getting to the heart of it all, they seem to lose the ability to breathe and all the words come out at once.

In the final analysis, this scam was put together pretty well, almost (dare I say) professionally. It’s most glaring Scam Flag is something I haven’t mentioned yet, but here it is: The point to the email is to ask you to do something illegal. That right there is enough to make me flag it as junk and hit the delete key.

I am Jon and I quote the Zhangshu:

Qi rides the wind and scatters, but is retained when encountering water.

Fake Yahoo/MSN Lottery EMail

A Twist on ‘MicroHoo’

I guess these scammers were counting on the merger between Microsoft and Yahoo! to go through. Clearly, our language is not all they don’t understand. Those two companies are, and have been for decades, strong competitors and at times, bitter rivals. Each has continuously either sought or hoped for the other’s demise. So the entire premise of this scam, a joint Yahoo/MSN Lottery, is on its face a farce.

To give them credit, they confused the issue enough by trying to pose as a separate entity from either of these companies, but stating that “YAHOO/MSN & MICROSOFT WINDOWS collects all the email addresses of the people that are active online” is an easily recognizable lie. There is no “Yahoo/MSN” and Windows runs on your desktop, not the web. Not yet, anyway.

Take my hand so I don’t stumble over these protruding scam flags. I’ll mark them in BOLD, for those who come after us…

Yahoo/Msn Lottery Incorporation (No way this is right. See above)
Baley House, Har Road Sutton,
Greater London SM1 4te
United Kingdom.
(Period?)

Dear Winner,

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money ( no ‘a’ ) of One
Million Great Britain Pound Sterling’s
( written incorrectly with an apostrophe ) (£1,000.000.00) for the month of APRIL 2008 Lottery promotion which is organized by YAHOO/MSN LOTTERY INC & WINDOWS LIVE. YAHOO/MSN & MICROSOFT WINDOWS collects all the email addresses of the people that are active online among the millions that subscribed to Yahoo and Hotmail we only select five people every Month as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying, we congratulate you for being one of the people selected. (Do I need to even add a comment here? That sentence, laid out in a single line, could stretch from Santa Barbara to Norfolk. If everything else in the email were perfect, that one sentence would expose the scammer.)

You are to contact the events manager.
These are your identification numbers:
Batch number…………………YM 09102XM
Reff number…………………..YM 35447XM
Winning number……………….DTYFM0988
Transfer Number…………………45009423
However you will have to fill and
( “fill out” ) submit this form to the events manager.

1. Full name…………..
2. Contact Address……..
3. Age………………..
4. Telephone Number…….
5. Sex………………..
6. Occupation:…………
7. State………………
8. Country…………….
(There’s your identity)
9. Your Reference Number, Transfer Number and Batch number at the top of this mail.
(CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER)
Name:Mr walter cook
( CAPS )
Tell:+447031985750
E-mail: claim_officexyz@yahoo.com.hk
(There’s the Yahoo address in, where else? Hong Kong.)

As scam emails go, this one’s fairly easy to spot. Even if you know nothing of the rivalry between Microsoft and Yahoo!, or the recent bid by MS to take over Yahoo!, you should still be able to see enough wrong with the other content to mark this one for the furnace. That one, long, run-on sentence that makes up over half of the 1st paragraph is enough for me.

A good rule of thumb is this: If there are MILLIONS of DOLLARS involved, the person in charge of it will possess a formal education including years of English usage. Allowing for style and grammatical quirks, there should be no more than 1 or 2 mistakes. And there should be absolutely zero glaring errors.

I am Jon. I write long sentences, but ( expletive deleted )!

Fake Telex Remittance Department EMail

Attn: Honorable Contractor

By now, everybody on the web should know about the constant barrage of email scams originating in Nigeria. So how anyone could fall for this is beyond me. Nevertheless, there are desperate times coming up, and sometimes necessity, and not greed, makes us hope so hard that we lose our better judgement. With that in mind, follow along as we expose this one for what it is. As usual, glaring errors and scam-flags are BOLD. Here and there I’ve added my own comments. Enjoy…

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA(Nigeria? Think about it.)
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR
TELEX REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND
LAGOS-NIGERIA

Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04
CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009,
Swift Code: BPH KPL PK,
A/C#: 329606=101244=169=678

Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/06

Attn: Honorable Contractor ( I happen to be a contractor. Are you? And even so, I’ve never contracted with Nigeria.)

My Name (Caps) is Rev. Dr. Tony Abiodun Director (Reverend Doctor, huh? Guess we HAVE to respect that.) Telex Remittance Department Central Bank of Nigeria. I was mandated by President Musa Yauda (Search for this guy on Google. He’s President of Nigeria, right? He doesn’t exist on Google. The name “Musa” does have an historical context, though.) this morning to personally look into your case file which (comma) has been pending for the past 5-10 yrs. (You’d think he would know how many years, but 5 to 10 is an error factor of 100%!)

>From (That ‘>’ before the “F” was included in the email) all indications, their (”there”) has been (”have been”) several reports coming from the International Communities (CAPS) that contractor are been (either “are being” or “have been”, make up his mind for him, would you?) duped by fraudsters and criminals from Nigeria. These was the reasons (”These were”) why the President him self (”himself”) has appointed me to handle this transaction personally and give him the daily report and ensure that your contract payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria is finally resolve (”resolved”) once and for all.

A part (”partial”) payment of $10.7 Million Dollars has already been approved a (”a”?) by Mr. President (’the’ President would be more “politically correct”.) this morning, all (Getting to be a long sentence with that comma there.Should have been a period, with a capital Y starting the next sentence.) you are required to do now is to provide your Bank (CAPS. But you can tell how important they think that word is.) information where you want your contract funds or winnings to be transferred into.(Are they contract funds or winnings? You’d think he would know.)

You are advise (”advised”) to provide all the information’s to me via Email: drabioxyz@hotmail.com (”information”. and notice this time we get a hotmail address instead of a yahoo address.)

Name:
Address:
Age:
Tel:
Occupation:
Bank Name:
Bank Address:
Account Name:
Account Number
Routing/Swift

(Everything he needs to steal your identity.)

Kindly provide the information’s (spelling again) within the next 24hrs (HURRY!) to our telex department make the transfer of the $10.7 Million Dollars into your Bank account without any delay. (Wow, was that a sentence from Hades or what?) But if you don’t want wire transfer we can give you another opition. (spelling)

Regards,

Rev. Dr. Tony Abiodun
Director Telex Remittance Department(CBN)

Sometimes, these scammers remind me of little children. You know how it goes. They start off reasonably enough, maybe even anticipate some of your objections and, like good little salesmen, try to incorporate them into the presentation. Notice how this guy spends half his time distancing himself from scams originating in Nigeria.

But after that, he completely falls apart with run-on sentences and a horrible mangling of the English language. I can just see this guy as a child, nearly out of breath with anticipation, hardly able to form a coherent thought, much less a complete and correct sentence. He is absolutely positive you’ll fall for this one.

I am Jon, and he is wrong.

Fake Happy Bonanza Today EMail

No Ponderosa Here

Here’s the best one yet. Simple. Straightforward. Good use of words. Great use of firmly ingrained Western connotation. In the message itself, there’s nothing at all to make the unsuspecting wary. So how can I be so sure this is a fake email?


FakeSimple

A few things stand out, if you slow down and pay attention. Firstly, it’s unsolicited email from a sender who’s name appears also in the subject line. The sender is obviously not a person, with a name like that. And look at the address. That is not me. I may be one of the 12 people on earth who still doesn’t have a gmail or msn account. (I use Thunderbird.)

Now look at the body of the message. Great use of the language? Nothing wrong with the words, I guess. Except they’re all caps, and no space after the colon. And the overuse of exclamation marks would certainly fit better on MySpace than in my email. So yeah, I guess the words are okay, for a 12 year old girl on MySpace.

Now, let’s look at the point of the email. What’s it asking us to do? No requests for personal info there. No clandestine attempts at taking some poor dead man’s millions. And, importantly, no Yahoo! email address to respond to. All we’re asked to do is open a ‘lil old attachment.

Yep, that’s all. Just a Word file, named “Happy Bonanza…362-2331″. Wonder what’s in there? Here is some of it, as shown in Notepad:

From: Microsoft Award Team
South African 2010 World Cup Bid lottery Award
Lottery Headquarters: 31, Brixon
Court Carlton East Gate

Congratulation your name have therefore been short-listed to claim a total sum of US$900,000.00 (Nine Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) in cash credited to file KPC/9030108308/03.This is from a total cash prize of (US$200,900,000) Two Hundred Million Nine Hundred United States Dollars, shared amongst the first One Hundred (100) lucky winners in this category world-wide (Batch No: 13/26/DC36 Ref No: EAASL/931OYI/03 Serial No:97560)

To file for your claim, please contact our PAYMENT AGENT/DELIVERY AGENCY as soon as you read this message for urgent release of your fund , his contact information is as follows:-

Name: MR.KEVIN MOSALA

Email Add :(kevinmosala@yahoo.com)

Tel: + 27-83-362-2331

KINDLY PROVIDE BELOW THIS INFO FOR THE PROCESSING OF YOUR WINNING FUND!!!!

1. Your Full Name.
2. Address:
3. Marital Status:
4. Age:
5. Sex:
6. Nationality/Country of Origin
7. Amount Won
8. Telephone Number:
9. Fax Number:
10.File No/Ref No/Batch No/serial No
11.Your driver’s license or international passport sent by attachment.
12.Your Occupation/Profession

Yours in Service,

Mr. Kevin Mosala.

(I opened it in Notepad, because Notepad has no access to the deeper parts of Windows, and if there was any malicious script in the attachment, Notepad wouldn’t be able to run it. Word, on the other hand, possibly could. If they can get into your pc, it won’t matter whether you respond or not.)

So at last we find that this is just another 419 scam email. To be certain, it’s a good one, and I am sure it will fool alot of people. The key to this one is the oldest rule in consumer emails:

Do Not Click The Attachment!

Instead, try clicking the “Delete” button. Your day will go much better.

.

.

I am Jon. G’day!

Fake UNICEF Organisation Donation EMail

The Shotgun Approach

At first glance, this seemed a reasonably well constructed piece of scamabilia, but as you’ll see, a closer scrutiny revealed major flaws. There are issues with grammar, capitalization, and even spelling mistakes. That last one is hilarious, because these guys misspelled the name of the UNICEF Organization, the group they claim to represent.

Follow along as we dissect a pitiful attempt at scamming. As usual, I’ve BOLDED some parts. You’ll see italics used where there may be no mistakes, just a basic lack of understanding of western culture.

UNICEF ORGANISATION DONATION.(Funny, but the only time they spell UNICEF right is here, where they misspell “ORGANIZATION)
Unicef Organisation
(Should read: UNICEF Organization.)

http://www.unicef.org(This link actually took you to UNICEF. So what?)
Concern.
The Unicef Orgnasation
( Misspelled words), Would(Caps?) like to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of trustees as one of the final recipients of a cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, educational, and business development. The Unicef Orgnasation(Spelling again) was formed in 1947 after WWII to help children displaced by the war. It was then called the United Nations International Children’s Emergency Fund. (If you copy those 2 sentences and paste them into Google and search, you will find that except for the spelling of the word “organizations”, the exact same words appear on a site describing itself as UNICEF New Zealand. UNICEF New Zealand is a real part of the UNICEF network, but the page that is quoted can’t be verified to be a part of UNICEF.) The United Nations Organization (UNO) and the European Union (EU) was(were) conceived with the objective(More than 1, objectives) of human growth, educational, and community development.
To celebrate the 27th anniversary program, The Unicef Organisation
(spelling) is giving out a yearly donation of One Million Four Hundred and Seventy Thousand United States Dollars. These specific Donations/Grants will be awarded to 70 lucky international recipients worldwide; (Why’s this semi-colon here?) in different categories for their personal business development and enhancement of their educational plans. At least 17% of the awarded funds should be used by you to develop a part of your environment. This is a yearly program, which is a measure of universal development strategy.

These sentences in italics are just ridiculous. Personal business development? Enhancement of educational plans? And I am expected to spend 17% on my environment? And look at the last sentence, which makes absolutely no sense at all when you take it apart. It’s a conclusion drawn from a nonexistent premise. Like saying, daisies are yellow and white so I want some ice cream.

I call it the shotgun blast. Chances are, most people you know will fit into one of those categories. Maybe they’re in business, or maybe they have personal development plans like writing a book or remodeling their home. Maybe they really do want to go back to school or need to retrain for a better career. And if not, they probably are concerned about the environment. What good western citizen isn’t worried? And for those cynics who think too much and care about little else, there’s the appeal to statistical information. Up there, my friends, is a horribly written appeal to your personal sense of “rightness”. Let’s continue…

Based on the Continental selection exercise of internet,data base websites and millions of supermarket cash invoices worldwide (Besides the spelling, this sentence is just blatantly bullicus. Prior to receiving this email, I had not gone inside a supermarket in more than 3 years. Amazing, huh, but true… and there is no “Continental selection exercise”.) , you were selected among the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of US$1,470,000.00 (One Million Four Hundred and Seventy Thousand United States Dollars) as charity donations/aid from the Unicef Orgnasation(spelling) and the UNO in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament (UNICEF is not controlled by a parliament. It is UNICEF, the United Nations Children’s Fund.) . (Note that all beneficiaries (missing the apostrophe) email addresses were selected randomly from Various(caps?) internet Job (caps?) websites or a shop’s cash invoice around your area in which you might have purchased something from). (Guess they forgot to “Jobs websites” before, when they were telling us how the winners were selected. These are just catch-all statements to convince you that this might be the best day you ever had. It’s just another day, trust me.)
You are required to contact the Permanent Secetary
(spelling AGAIN) below for qualification documentation and processing of your claims. After contacting our office, you will be given your pin(should be PIN) number, which you will used(verb agreement) in claiming the funds. Please endeavor to quote your Awarded(caps) pin(PIN) numbers (U-777-1815, D-01-47) in all discussions.(Didn’t they just say we had to respond to get those numbers? What’s up with that?)
Permanent Secetary
(spelling)– Mr. Peter Geroge
Email: unicefdepartment@yahoo.com.hk
(And here we have the email address we’re supposed to respond to, and it’s a Yahoo address in Hong Kong, China.
Finally, all funds should be claimed by their respective beneficiaries, no later than14 days after notification. Failure to do so will mean cancellation of that beneficiary and its donation will then be reserved for next year’s recipients. On behalf of the Board kindly, accept our warmest congratulations.
Happy New Year.
(Huh?)

Regards.
Sir. williams Charlton
(Caps on names.. gee)
(Online Coordinator)

.

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I am Jon, and I have tricked-or-treated for UNICEF.

.

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Fake IRS Rebate EMails

Infernal Revenue Scammers

There are emails and phone scams growing in the US concerning rebates and refunds. I haven’t received this one yet, so I can’t show it to you. But be certain about this: The IRS does not ever ask for any information via emails, folks. I guess that for some reason, they don’t consider it a secure form of communication. The following is a direct quote from the IRS.gov website:

Updated April 21, 2008

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Some people have received phone calls about the economic stimulus payments, in which the caller impersonates an IRS employee. The caller asks the taxpayer for their Social Security and bank account numbers, claiming that the IRS needs the information to complete the processing of the taxayer’s payment. In reality, the IRS uses the information contained on the taxpayer’s tax return to process stimulus payments, rather than contacting taxpayers by phone or e-mail.

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An e-mail claiming to come from the IRS about the “2008 Economic Stimulus Refund” tells recipients to click on a link to fill out a form, apparently for direct deposit of the payment into their bank account. This appears to be an identity theft scheme to obtain recipients’ personal and financial information so the scammers can clean out their victims’ financial accounts. In reality, taxpayers do not have to fill out a separate form to get a stimulus payment or have it directly deposited; all they had to do was file a tax return and provide direct deposit information on the return.

IR-2008-11, Jan. 30, 2008

WASHINGTON — The Internal Revenue Service today warned taxpayers to beware of several current e-mail and telephone scams that use the IRS name as a lure. The IRS expects such scams to continue through the end of tax return filing season and beyond.

The IRS cautioned taxpayers to be on the lookout for scams involving proposed advance payment checks. Although the government has not yet enacted an economic stimulus package in which the IRS would provide advance payments, known informally as rebates to many Americans, a scam which uses the proposed rebates as bait has already cropped up.

The goal of the scams is to trick people into revealing personal and financial information, such as Social Security, bank account or credit card numbers, which the scammers can use to commit identity theft.

Typically, identity thieves use a victim’s personal and financial data to empty the victim’s financial accounts, run up charges on the victim’s existing credit cards, apply for new loans, credit cards, services or benefits in the victim’s name, file fraudulent tax returns or even commit crimes. Most of these fraudulent activities can be committed electronically from a remote location, including overseas. Committing these activities in cyberspace allows scamsters to act quickly and cover their tracks before the victim becomes aware of the theft.

People whose identities have been stolen can spend months or years — and their hard-earned money — cleaning up the mess thieves have made of their reputations and credit records. In the meantime, victims may lose job opportunities, may be refused loans, education, housing or cars, or even get arrested for crimes they didn’t commit.

The most recent scams brought to IRS attention are described below.
Rebate Phone Call

At least one scheme using the word “rebate” as part of the lure has been identified. In that scam, consumers receive a phone call from someone identifying himself as an IRS employee. The caller tells the targeted victim that he is eligible for a sizable rebate for filing his taxes early. The caller then states that he needs the target’s bank account information for the direct deposit of the rebate. If the target refuses, he is told that he cannot receive the rebate.

This phone call is a scam. No legislation has yet been enacted that would allow the IRS to provide advance payments to taxpayers or that determines the details of those payments. Moreover, the IRS does not force taxpayers to use direct deposit. Those who opt for direct deposit do so by completing the appropriate section of their tax return, with bank routing and account information, when they file; the IRS does not gather the information by telephone.
Refund e-Mail

The IRS has seen several variations of a refund-related bogus e-mail which falsely claims to come from the IRS, tells the recipient that he or she is eligible for a tax refund for a specific amount, and instructs the recipient to click on a link in the e-mail to access a refund claim form. The form asks the recipient to enter personal information that the scamsters can then use to access the e-mail recipient’s bank or credit card account.

In a new wrinkle, the current version of the refund scam includes two paragraphs that appear to be directed toward tax-exempt organizations that distribute funds to other organizations or individuals. The e-mail contains the name and supposed signature of the Director of the IRS’s Exempt Organizations business division.

This e-mail is a phony. The IRS does not send unsolicited e-mail about tax account matters to individual, business, tax-exempt or other taxpayers.

Filing a tax return is the only way to apply for a tax refund; there is no separate application form. Taxpayers who wish to find out if they are due a refund from their last annual tax return filing may use the “Where’s My Refund?” interactive application on this Web site, IRS.gov. The only official IRS Web site is located here at www.irs.gov.
Audit e-Mail

Another new scam brought to IRS attention contains features not seen before by the IRS. Using a technique calculated to get almost anyone’s attention, the e-mail notifies the recipient that his or her tax return will be audited. This is the first scam of which the IRS is aware that uses this to get the victim to respond.

Unusual for a scam e-mail, it may contain a salutation in the body addressed to the specific recipient by name. Most scam e-mails seen by the IRS are sent using the same technique used by spammers, in which hundreds of thousands of messages are sent to potential victims based on Internet address. Because of the volume, the typical scam e-mail is not personalized.

This e-mail instructs the recipient to click on links to complete forms with personal and account information, which the scammers will use to commit identity theft.

This e-mail is a phony. The IRS does not send unsolicited, tax-account related e-mails to taxpayers.
Changes to Tax Law e-Mail

This bogus e-mail is addressed to businesses, accountants and “Treasury” managers. It instructs them to download information on tax law changes by clicking on a series of links to publications on businesses, estate taxes, excise taxes, exempt organizations and IRAs and other retirement plans. The IRS believes that clicking on a link downloads malware onto the recipient’s computer. Malware is malicious code that can take over the victim’s computer hard drive, giving someone remote access to the computer, or it could look for passwords and other information and send them to the scamster. There are other types of malware, as well.

The urls contained in the link are not legitimate IRS Web addresses. All IRS.gov Web page addresses begin with http://www.irs.gov/.
Paper Check Phone Call

In a current telephone scam, a caller claims to be an IRS employee who is calling because the IRS sent a check to the individual being called. The caller states that because the check has not been cashed, the IRS wants to verify the individual’s bank account number. The caller may have a foreign accent.

In reality, the IRS leaves it entirely up to the individual to choose to cash or not cash a paper check. The IRS has no business need to know, and does not ask for, bank account or similar information, except when taxpayers indicate on their tax return that they are opting for the direct electronic deposit of their refund. In that case, however, it is the individual’s responsibility to provide the IRS with the correct bank routing and account numbers on the tax return; the IRS does not contact taxpayers to verify the information.
What to Do

Anyone wishing to access the IRS Web site should initiate contact by typing the IRS.gov address into their Internet address window, rather than clicking on a link in an e-mail or opening an attachment.

Those who have received a questionable e-mail claiming to come from the IRS may forward it to a mailbox the IRS has established to receive such e-mails, phishing@irs.gov, using instructions contained in an article titled “How to Protect Yourself from Suspicious E-Mails or Phishing Schemes.” Following the instructions will help the IRS track the suspicious e-mail to its origins and shut down the scam. Find the article by visiting IRS.gov and entering the words “suspicious e-mails” into the search box in the upper right corner of the front page.

Those who have received a questionable telephone call that claims to come from the IRS may also use the phishing@irs.gov mailbox to notify the IRS of the scam.

The IRS has issued previous warnings on scams that use the IRS to lure victims into believing the scam is legitimate. More information on identity theft, phishing and telephone scams using the IRS name, logo or spoofed (copied) Web site is available on this Web site. Enter the terms “phishing,” “identity theft” or “e-mail scams” into the search box in the upper right corner of the front page.

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I am Jon. I’ll post that email if I ever get it.

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Fake Ming Yang Cheng EMail

Scammer School

If a class for scammers exists, then whoever wrote this email should teach it. It stands with rare company at the pinnacle of scam emails. The author is obviously more familiar with western writing styles and, with only a few exceptions, pulls off the deception quite expertly. I had to re-read this one several times to find the errors. They just aren’t that easy to find.

But there they are. Hidden away tightly between the perfectly chosen and carefully placed words are grammatical, spelling and style errors that, once you see them, are like burning flashes on the road, guiding us safely through the muck on our internet superhighway. As we follow along, I’ve BOLDED the errors and inserted some comments…

MING YANG CHENG AND ASSOCIATES
SOLICITOR AND ADVOCATES
NO. 24, JALAN MELAKA RAYA 31,
TAMAN MELAKA RAYA
MALAYSIA
TEL: 0060 16 236 4527
Email: barr_yangchengxyz@yahoo.com.hk

I am Ming Yang Cheng, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, that shares (should be “who shares”) the same last name as yours (should be “you”), who here in after (should be “herinafter” or “hereafter”) shall be referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart-related condition on the (shouldn’t be a “the” here) 11 November 2001. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 – 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on:http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html (This is a real story about real people. It’s included to give you a reference source to check, implying the validity of the entire email. Any other tragedy could have been used here, to the same effect. Also, did a doctor actually blame a heart condition on an emotional state of loss? Granted, that could make an existing condition more acute perhaps, but cause the condition itself? I doubt there’s any medical backup for that statement, and none is provided. It’s included in this email to appeal to our emotions. If there’s something that every person on this planet has in common, it’s our feelings of loss when we lose someone we love.)

I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable (misspelled word) by the bank where this deposit valued (missing comma) at Seventeen million five hundred dollars( US$17.5 million dollars) (the rule would be to make all the first letters upper case or lower case, but not mixed together like that) is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client’s next-of-kin will be provided. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

Let me interrupt this joy-ride for a moment. Look at that last paragraph. “Honest cooperation”? It’s a popular enticement that I find over and over in lots of these scam emails. The idea presented here is that you’re so greedy and unethical that you’ll jump on the chance to make a percentage of 17 million dollars, regardless of what it takes. And the scammer uses that same idea to justify to himself and anyone who knows what he’s doing. Just think, there’s somebody somewhere who believes that if you’re so unethical as to agree to something this illegal, then you deserve to have your cash and identity stolen.

I agree with that guy. By agreeing to help out on a scam like this, you’d be showing yourself to be a scammer as well. Anyone who would want to get involved in this deserves what happens to them. Now, back to the email…

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. (Unless you’re part of the current US administration, this can’t be true, the law still applies to you.) If this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary (should be “extraordinarily”) confidential (gotta keep this quiet, or the scam will be revealed. Don’t forget, thousands, or millions of these identical emails are sent.), whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response. Please contact me at once to indicate your interest. I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as possible via my private EMAIL 🙁 barr_yangchengxyz@yahoo.com.hk) (click that link and the scammer makes a profit. Why? Because you just validated your email address, which will now be sold for 40 cents or so. Oh, and prepare for the onslaught of spam and scam emails that replying to this email will generate. On another subject, why was the frowny face included? That’s one we’ll never know.) and treat with absolute confidentiality and sincerity. I look forward to your quick reply.

Best regards,
Ming Cheng
Attorney at Law
Tel: 0060 16 236 4527
Email:barr_yangchengxyz@yahoo.com.hk

NB: Please do not reply to this email, contact me directly with my personal email address stated here: (barr_yangchengxyz@yahoo.com.hk)

Like I said above, don’t click the link. And before I forget, see that “NB:” up there? It’s an abbreviation for the Latin term “Nota Bene”, which just means “pay particular attention to this”. I see that abbreviation alot in these emails. I guess they think it’s a common term among English speaking peoples. I personally know of only one person who ever used that term in conversation or otherwise, outside a classroom. If you see “NB”, well… then pay particular attention to that.
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I am Jon, and I have very noted benny.

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Fake Foundation de France EMail

Fondazione Di Vittorio

I know someone who wanted to believe this one so much that he responded to it. Several weeks later, he called me. Don’t fall for it! Remember this, and never forget it: No Official EMails From Any Legit Organization Will Have More Than One Error! Now that I’ve said that, let me make an exception for the current “Grade C-” administration in the US. They obviously need remedial training.

But back to the email: We see the “foundation’s” address in Italy. It’s called the Foundation de France. Created by the “Multi-Million groups”? And then more name dropping, ECOWAS, UNO and even the European Union. Obvious errors are BOLD. Let’s see how shallow the hole really is…

VITTORIO FONDAZIONE.
Corso Ercole I d’Este 44,
Ferrara 44100 – Italy.

IMPORTANT NOTICE

Foundation’s Officer,
Fondazion Di Vittorio, ITALY
http://www.fondazionedivittorio.it

CONCERN

Foundation De France as established 1979 by the Multi-Million groupswas
conceived with the objective of Human Growth, Educational and
Community development.The France Foundation in conjunction with the
ECOWAS, UNO and the European Union,These funds are freely given to you
to use for yourbusiness educational and personal development.

You were selected among the lucky recipients to receive the award sum
of US$100,000,000.00 (One Hundred Million United States Dollars) as
charity donations/aid from the France Foundation, ECOWAS and the UNO in
accordance with t he enabling act of Parliament.

You are required to expeditiously contact the Executive Secretary with
your Qualification numbers (P-333-7858,B-011-67) for processing of your
claims,you’ll be given your donation pin number.Contact Claudio
Giovanni (DPU) Information Officer.

Enter Personal Details:
First Name: Last Name:
Address Line 1:
Address Line 2 (optional):
City: State: Zip/Postal Code:
Country:
Valid Phone Number: Fax (optional):
E-mail:
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DUE PROCESS UNIT:
Executive Secretary – Claudio Giovanni
Email:claudiogiovannixx@yahoo.com
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On behalf of the Board kindly accept our warmest congratulations
Yours faithfully,
Mr.Claudio Giovanni.

(Foundation officer

Knee Deep

I’d say we’re standing about knee-deep in the hooplah, wouldn’t you? There are simply too many grammatical errors to be believable. Run-on words and sentences, spaces missing after punctuation, and even missing punctuation (that closing parenthesis was missing in the original email). We also see the near-ubiquitous personal info request, as well as the Yahoo email address supplied for our response.

So how did my friend fall for this? He went to the website mentioned in the greeting to see if they were legit. The Foundation of Vittorio does indeed exist. It appears that they are a legitimate activity. Looking around their site, which is written in Italian, I found a disclaimer in English. It says: The “Giuseppe Di Vittorio Foundation” is victime of an informatic fraud; therefore we are not responsible for any alleged donation.

I am Jon, and if the errors in the email didn’t tell me, the Foundation’s website made it clear.

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Fake United Nations International Monetary Fund EMail

A Pretty Face

Design is important. Whether we’re talking web sites or kitchens or cars or emails, the way something appears greatly influences our first impressions, and our expectations. This scam email gets that part right, but looking inside,past the fresh new face, we find the same mistakes, the same play on our assumed greed. Follow along, and remember, Scam Flags are in BOLD. I’ve broken it up into 3 sections, with my comments in between…

THE UNITED NATIONS ORGANISATION
In Conjunction with the International Monetary Fund
OHCHR, Dalais Wilson, CH 1211 Geneva 10,Switzerland
Senior Human Rights Officer and international payment department

Date: 30 /05/08
Kind Attn: Beneficiary with African and European Countries

IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT WITH AFRICAN AND EUROPEAN COUNTRIES

Sequel to the meeting we have with all the African country leaders regards to all the payment been owed by the Africa and Europe continents, the Chairman African Union (AU) with that of European Union (EU) have made it known to all the beneficiaries been owed by African and European countries via contract, inheritance, Lottery Winners, during There recent interview with British broadcasting co-operation (BBC) that all the debt been owed by the African and European countries should be paid to them via EU / AU account with the supervision of the International Monetary Fund Unit London UK, which you happened to be one of them.


Wow. That last paragraph is one long sentence. Any time I see that I know I’m dealing with a scammer. Not to mention all the little grammar errors tucked away in everything. From missing caps to misspelled words, these people haven’t got a clue how to write english.

You are advice to stop any further communication with anybdy and contact this office, The International Monetary Fund Unit London UK which the officer in-charge is
Mr. Anthony G. Leach
Email: unitednationorga@europemail.com
Tel +44 702 4099344
Fax: +44 870 9134316,
Your above fund has been deposited in your account stated below which was submitted to this office by your representative.
Some petitions we received made it known to us that some beneficiaries have loose all they have achieve in the life time due to the way African and European countries are asking them to pay one charge or the other in regards of their payment.

Be inform that your payment has been transfer into your account provided by your representative Mrs. Susan Wang below.

HSBC NINBO BRANCH CHINA
ACCOUNT NO 90887224091149
ACCOUNT NAME SUSAN WANG
ROUTING NO 64585783
SWIFT CODE: HSBC166349XT,

Here we find the typical strong advice to only talk to these guys about everything. I especially like the part about how some people are having to pay for the recovery of their lost cash, a direct reference to the tactics of many of these fake emails. And these guys seem to have a neat little twist: there’s evidently already an account set up by your agent with the money already transferred. All you have to do is claim it. I’m sure if you checked, they would tell you that yes, the cash is there and it’s all yours. All you have to do is contact this guy at the IMF who handles everything. The IMF, Monetary Fund for the Earth. But not enough money for this guy to use an IMF email address.

Please contact Mr. Anthony G. Leach immediately for the collection of your International Transfer Payment Advice (Payment Slip Or Telex Copy) to enable you confirm your payment in your account without further delay, he is the only authorized officer in International monitoring fund unit London UK to handle and witness your payment, any other further communication you have out side his office is at your own risk, and you are advice to stop making any further payment to any one without Mr Anthony G. Leach notice because he is the only authorize officer with International Monetary Fund unit London UK via African Union (AU) reserve account under united nations payment gazette .

We apologies to you and your company or family for what it might has cost you in the past without receiving your payment upon the charges and taxes you have paid before.
Get back to us immediately you confirmed your payment in your account to enable us close your payment file with us.
Best regards
Mr. Frej Fenniche,

Senior Human Rights Officer united nations Switzerlan
Email: uonf@mailpanda.com

And yet another epic length sentence. Here’s a hint: if you start feeling lost in the middle and starting over doesn’t help, the sentence is too long. But that’s not all. Besides being wrong about where the UN is located (not Switzerland), they even spelled it wrong. Other than that, more butchering of the english language, confusion with verbs, sentence structure and a completely different email address finish it out as a monumental failure. Still, I thought it needed to be published. Why?

The formatting was superb. There were 2 fonts used, both very common in business style communications. There were 3 font colors, which were used resonably well. The header was simple and effective, centered perfectly at the top. The entire email was presented very professionally, with bullet sized paragraphs, and even though the grammar was full of errors, the content was presented in an understandable way.

In other words, at least at some level, this thing worked. Don’t fall for it. Even if I found no holes in it grammatically, I would know it was a fake. How? Ask yourself: Who is Susan Wang? And why is there a Chinese bank involved in a joint venture between the AU and the EU? And since when did you actually lose anything to these scammers that anybody would ever repay you for? Do they really owe you any money?

I am Jon, and sometimes I just resort to common sense.

Fake Roger Ego EMail

Roger On Yer Ego!

I have to applaud this one. Choosing an informal, conversational tone, our intrepid scammer stands out from the pack. There are no long sentences full of what tries to pass as legalese. This scammer keeps it short and simple, avoiding most chances of mutilating the language. I could only find ONE glaring error. You’ll remember that I’ve said before that one error in an email might be acceptable. Here’s the email, short and sweet. Scam triggers are in BOLD

Vous êtes invité :: Reply & Call Me For More Details, Tel: +229 97444586.
Par votre hôte: Roger Onye Ego

Message: Dear Friend,

Mr Roger. O Ego is my name, an accountant & the auditor general of the ”BANK OF AFRICA” here in cotonou Republic of Benin.

I wish to know if we can work together. I would like you to stand as the next of kin to our deceased client who made a fixed deposit of USD$7.5m to our bank. He died without any next of kin and as such his funds now have an open beneficiary mandate.

Get back to me if you are interested on my private id: roger_boa@yahoo.fr

Thanks,

Mr Roger.

Date: jeudi, 3 avril 2008
Heure: 7 h 00 – 8 h 00 (GMT+00:00)

Viendrez-vous ? Répondre à cette invitation
Copyright © 2008 Yahoo! Tous droits réservés. | Conditions d’utilisation | Données personnelles

Not bad, huh? This guy actually speaks our language, in more ways than one. Let’s take this one apart a bit, shall we? The one obvious error is the lack of capitalization on the name of the city, “Cotonou”. Any other possible error is more a matter of style than anything else, and so cannot be counted. So why am I so positive that this is a scam?

My first tip-off was the name of this guy, “Roger Onye Ego”. Certainly it could be real, but say it the way it’s written a few times and you get what I wrote at the top of this post, “Roger on Your Ego”. How do I know it’s not the guy’s real name? He signed the email ‘Mr Roger’. Add to that the Yahoo email address (standard), and the words “open beneficiary mandate” and I’m getting the distinct impression something isn’t right.

But let’s forget the style, the grammar, all the technicalities of writing, and just read the blasted thing. What’s it all about? Quite simply, this guy is asking us to participate in illegally collecting 7.5 million dollars! That’s the ultimate tip-off. He’s asking us to help him steal some cash. If you go for this one, you probably deserve whatever happens.

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I am Jon, always wary of my ego.
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Fake Microsoft, AOL Sweepstakes EMail

Sweepstakes Dream Team

I guess these guys figured that with these big names involved, we’d just have to believe it. Let me see if I can get it straight: We’re to believe that Microsoft and AOL teamed up for a sweepstakes to save the IE browser, and are delivering that sweepstakes by grabbing emails and attaching a tracking number to them. Hmmm…. seems unlikely to me. Not to mention, probably illegal. Once again, highlights are BOLD to make them easy to find.

MicrosoftMSN
Microsoft Award Team
50 Craven Park, Harlesden London NW10 United Kingdom
Ref: UKNL-L/200-26937
Batch: 2005MJL-01

Dear sir/ madam

The prestigious Microsoft and Aol has set out and sucessfully organised a Sweepstakes marking this year 2008 anniversary, we rolled out over USDM40,459,864 for our end of year Anniversary Draws.
Participants for the draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage. The selection was made through a computer draw system attaching personalised email addresses to ticket numbers.
If you ignore this, you will regret it later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to ticket number 20511465463-7644 with serial numbers S/N-00168 and drew the lucky numbers 14-21-25-39-40-47(20) which subsequently won you £1,100,000.00 (One Million One Hundred Thousand Pounds) as one of the 5 jackpot winners in this draw. You have therefore won the entire winning sum of £1,100,000.00. The draws registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley, London. These Draws are commemorative and as such special.

To file your claim, fill the form below and contact your claims agent whose details is given below.:

Name_____________________________________

Country__________________________________

Occupation_______________________________

Sex______________________________________

Age_______________________________________

Tel___________________________________

Referrence No. __________________________________

Serial No. __________________________________

Ticket No. __________________________________

CLAIM AGENT CONTACT
Mr DOUGLAS DUKE
Email Address:
douglasdukeagentxx@gmail.com
+447031821xxx /+44 7024041xxx

Our special thanks and gratitude to Bill Gates and his associates. We wish you the best of luck as you spend your good fortune in this season.
Note: You have one weeks from the date of this publication to claim your prize or you may forefeit your winnings, in compliance with the sponsoring bodies you are to make a remittance of a part of your won fund not lower than 10-percent after receiving your allocation to any charity organization of your choice.

Thank you for being part of our commemorative end of year Anniversary Draws.
Mrs. Winfrey Ricky
Microsoft Promotion Team
Vice President

MicrosoftMSN

Rise to the challenge for Sport Relief with Yahoo! for Good

Sent from Yahoo! Mail.
More Ways to Keep in Touch.

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Here we see all the usual telltale markings of a scam. Misspelled words, grammatical errors, capitalization problems and just plain old badly worded sentences join the old standard, that personal information form. The contact agent has a Gmail address and the whole thing was composed and sent through a Yahoo account. How did you like the line about Bill Gates spending his money? I cracked up when I saw that. As Americans, we don’t make a habit out of wishing “luck as you spend your good fortune”…

I am Jon, and it’s my good fortune to be here for you. I probably can’t spend that.